Pub Edition

Date Happened : 6 October 2010 

Pub Edition :

Its been a while didn't meet up with ex colleague, so we decided to sync up to have some drink after work , since so coincident our office in also in Midvalley ( a shopping center located in KL ). And we end up meet up at Library  (For non Malaysian reader, this Library is not the actual Library which you can read books in it, this is a Pub that name Library and it renovated  more or less like Library :) sounds interesting? ) 

Talk talk talk talk.... as my tangki ( water tank - bladder ) get full easily...so just went to toilet ... after that have to wash hands right??.. then suddenly an uncle came in and shout " wuahhhh!!! I'm soo sorry !! and keep looking at the toilet sign ( as what i can see he thought he went to the ladies room) ... Then its my responsibility to tell him the truth  right?  

I told him " Its okay Uncle .... you are in the gents toilet.... just come in" But hor.... he don't believe and said.." nope... I'm not ... sorry MISS!" and stepped in the ladies...

I think he was totally drunk .. and he cant see properly I'm a MAN/ GUY after talking to me... and i just leave the toilet .. and i really don't know what will happen after the uncle stepped in the ladies...hohoho!!! Interesting!

Imagining what happened in the toilet..kekeke...

Supermarket Edition

Date Happened : 24 April 2012

Supermarket Edition:


Allright , felt hungry .. went to Jusco to look for some foods... when i walked around , i passed by a roadshow event , some sort of women's cancer awareness event.


Suddenly one of the sales girl came to me .. i felt something is wrong... then this was our conversation:


Salesgirl  : Hi MISS... do you want to try our latest sanitary pad? The absorption is good and its slim..
Me          : errmm.. noneed .. i dont need it...
Salesgirl  : No... you will love it.. and if you buy now... you will have a free cervical cancer check up..
Me         : Im a Man ... and i dont need a sanitary pad .. and i would love to go for the free check up .. but i dont think im allow for it...
Salesgirl  : oh shit! Im really sorry .. i thought you are a tomboy and you are shy to try our newly launched pad...
Me         : Hahhahahahha ( what else i can say? laugh only la!)

The only best way to react in this situation is laugh and leave.... painful wei!

Great local short films - Out of gender mixed up cases

Hey guys... this is not a gender mixed up case post yooooo.. 


This post is to support my friend's great work on short film they made . I'm sure alot of you guys already watched it... but if you still haven't... watch it NOW!!!!

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Subway Edition

Date Happened : 21 July 2010

Subway Edition :
Okay ... as you guys know im a regular Subway customer :D so i do go to subway very often ....and i usually only go to few outlets regularly , these are the outlets i visited very regular :


1) Center Point
2) Mid Valley 
3) 1Utama
4) Kota Damansara


So... today the case I wanna share with you guys was in Midvalley outlet. Alright after work( my previous company located in Midvalley)  so naturally i will go to Subway Midvalley outlet to get my sandwich. And I'm VERY SURE those waiter/ waitress there do recognized me - 100%!!


Here comes the climax... when i walked in the restaurant... one of the regular waitress that always served me ( most of the time she took my order) greeted me with :


Waitress : YOOO LENG LUI!!! you are here again ....  i know what you want to order!!!
Me         : ............... ( Speechless) 
Waitress : LENG LUI!!  your order is Sub of the day , Parmesan bread, no toast, lettuce, tomato, pickles ya! ( You can see she  knows me freaking damn well ok?) 
Waitress : LENG LUI !!  YOU SEE... I REMEMBER YOU ARE A GIRL RIGHT? ( showed me a damn confident face )
Me         : No.... I'm very confident I'M A GUY 
Waitress : OMG... I'm so sorry ... i always thought YOU'RE a GIRL..
Me         :  Nope -> showing her poker face.

It was so freaking MALU (embarrassing)  man .... the peoples in the whole restaurant were looking at me..... DAFUQ

Unifi ( Telekom Malaysia) Edition

Date Happened : 16 April 2012

Unifi Edition :

Allright.... My Unifi service abit not stable after a year , so i just called Unifi (Its a Malaysia high speed broadband provider)  to raised up my problem.

Service good, within 12 hours their technician called me for appointment to come to my house to rectify my broadband.  They agreed to come over my house to repair at 3.30pm at the same day.

I was at home ... ding dong!! ( door bell triggered) ..  I went to open the door , and YESH! 2 technicians , great ... let them came in my house .. conversation start here :

Technician A : Hallo!! we from unifi!

Me               : Hi , i know :) 

Technician A : ehh... just now i called .. its a guy ...but now the one open is a girl ...weird...

Me               : nonono.. it was me....

Technician A : Nolah....im very sure its a guy on the phone now you are a girl ...

Me               : Whatever .... ( i know something gonna happened )

When they went in my room to check my modem ...

Technician A : Hahh!! this is the modem that's always gives us problem , partner change it!

This is the modem that gives us alot problems.. change!!

Me              : You noneed to check ? Just change?

Technician B : Kak ... tak payah check... itu modem tak guna... sentiasa rosak.. kita tukar kan ... cik tak  payah risau ...

                   (MISS... noneed check .. this modem useless.. always got problem... we will change it... MISS noneed to worry )

Me               : Okay okay ...Do what you guys think is right ( I also lazy to tell them im a guy)

Technician B : Okay cik... sudah tukar... sekarang awak boleh online ... shopping.... beli cosmetic .. pasti cepat speed nya!

                  ( Okay MISS.. already changed .. now you can do online shopping .. shop for COSMETIC .. in fast speed!)

Me :              : Ok thank you!

Technician A : MISS... you have a very manly room ... you have tennis balls/ transformers/ and you read FHM.. fuiyor... you can be man's best friend..not like other girls .. only like clothes and cute things...

Me                : Speechless  ( felt very disturbing)

Every things done... send them out and thanked both of them .. and these is what i heard when i closed my door :

Technician B : Ehh Bang... itu amoi suaranye macam lelaki la...

                   ( Eh brother this GIRL's voice like a GUY la..)

Technician A : Mana ada.. tengok rambut nye... panjang .. cun wei..suara dia deep sikit... itu lah sexay ..

                  ( where got... look at her hair... long .. pretty wei .. her voice.. just abit deep.. this is sexy)-me wanna vomit already..

Both of you seems like really enjoyed the whole process of teasing a "GIRL" in my house hor?? 

IM SEXAY AND I KNOW IT!!!