Wedding Dinner Edition

Date happened : 15 January 2014

Wedding Dinner Edition : 

Hola!!! Long time no see guys !! its been a while ya.. okay ... so im back ! ( Yes again) .... and this time the mixed up case happened in a wedding dinner ... to be exact .. STILL IN THE TOILET .. the famous venue for my cases  :(

Okay it was like this ... as alot of you guys know .. i have small tangki ( water tank aka bladder) , hor!! if you dont know this .. means you are not my regular readers or new readers .. welcome welcome :) 

So as usual .. went to the toilet to pee.. and to avoid mixed up case happened , i pee at the urinals to show that im a MAN ... ( pitty right? im a actual man , but i still have to show peoples im a MAN) , basket ....

And the crisis came , a small boy came in and saw me :

Small Boy : Daddy!!!!!!!!! NOW I REALISED GIRL CAN STAND UP TO PEE One !! ( freaking loud ok!!)

Me : .................................... ( vomiting blood) 

Daddy : Shhhhhhhhhh .... dont so loud....

Me : Hallo!! I'm .. im a guy ok!! ( beh tahan already - means cannot stand it anymore) 

Then the father felt bad and say sorry ... but the small boy looks shocked ....

Au Tin ( Cantonese) ah ... means vomit blood ~~~

Breakfast Edition

Date Happened : 7 November 2013

Breakfast Edition :

Dear all... GONG HEI FATT CHOI!!!.. i wish you all have a great and prosperity new year yaahhhhh!!!

Okay !! Chinese new year never stop  gender mixed up cases happened ... of course la... as long as my hair is STILL LONG ...

This case actually happened end  last year ... me and my GF went to a cafe for breakkie :)  

The food are nice :D and the usual ... finished  the breakkie asked for bill :

Me : Bill please :)

Waiter : Yes Madam!

Me :....

Waiter : Madam .. herewith your bill ...

Me : ahh ... actually im a guy 

Waiter : opps .. sorry Madam ... 

Me : Hallo!!!

okay done ... and when we stepping out the cafe ...

Boss : Thank you LADIES !! See you again !!

Me vomit blood....

enough!! stop calling me Madam and MISS!!