Date Happened : 13 April 2012
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Police Road Block Edition :
Okay this one i have to post today .. damn angry ...
Was driving in Subang Airport highway .. okay i was on the phone ( yes my fault , i should not use my handphone when I'm driving.. i admit) ... after few second.. saw police roadblock infront of the road..oh shit .. i know i sure got caught already.
Police waved at me using a red flag ( this is Malaysia style ) ... so i have no choice to stop my car at the roadside. One of the police came to my car .. i winded down my window .. conversation start here :
Police : wooo.. Amoi.... apa khabar? selamat pagi...
( Woooo ... Miss .. how are you ? Good Morning...)
Me : Pagi... apa cerita?
( Morning ... what is the story?)
Police : Tadi ... kawan saya cakap awak guna handphone semasa pandu
( Just now my friend said he saw you using handphone when you are driving)
Me : Betul kah?
(Really?)
Police : Yeah betul....macam amoi cantik mesti boleh nampak ..IC and lesen ?
( yeah of course.... you so pretty sure can see it.. your Identity card and license )
Police : ehh..... IC awak nampak macam lelaki .. sekarang chun nye...
(ehh..your ID photo look like a guy..but now..pretty.... - i wanna vomit jor)
Me : okok... bagi saman ... tadak masa ( not in the mood)
( okok... just give me the fine ... im in rush)
Police : Eh.. jangan la macam itu... betul nak saman ke?
( Eh... don't like that ... really want the fine?)
Police : Kalau tak nak saman pun boleh ... ada cara lain ... bagi la hp numbor awak atau facebook boleh?
( If you dowan fine also can... got option.. give me your hp number or facebook can?)
Me : tak nak... bagi saman saja ( he wanna bribe me)
( nope... just give me the fine)
Police : ayeh... amoi eksen!... nah sign sini..
( aiyeh... miss action!..... just sign here - we need to sign the fine to get our own copy)
Then I left the place.
MR. POLICE , CANT YOU SEE MY IC AND DRIVING LICENCE.. I'M A MAN AND WHY YOU STILL WANT TO FLIRT WITH ME AND KEEP CALLING ME MISS??
Police Road Block Edition :
Okay this one i have to post today .. damn angry ...
Was driving in Subang Airport highway .. okay i was on the phone ( yes my fault , i should not use my handphone when I'm driving.. i admit) ... after few second.. saw police roadblock infront of the road..oh shit .. i know i sure got caught already.
Police waved at me using a red flag ( this is Malaysia style ) ... so i have no choice to stop my car at the roadside. One of the police came to my car .. i winded down my window .. conversation start here :
Police : wooo.. Amoi.... apa khabar? selamat pagi...
( Woooo ... Miss .. how are you ? Good Morning...)
Me : Pagi... apa cerita?
( Morning ... what is the story?)
Police : Tadi ... kawan saya cakap awak guna handphone semasa pandu
( Just now my friend said he saw you using handphone when you are driving)
Me : Betul kah?
(Really?)
Police : Yeah betul....macam amoi cantik mesti boleh nampak ..IC and lesen ?
( yeah of course.... you so pretty sure can see it.. your Identity card and license )
Police : ehh..... IC awak nampak macam lelaki .. sekarang chun nye...
(ehh..your ID photo look like a guy..but now..pretty.... - i wanna vomit jor)
Me : okok... bagi saman ... tadak masa ( not in the mood)
( okok... just give me the fine ... im in rush)
Police : Eh.. jangan la macam itu... betul nak saman ke?
( Eh... don't like that ... really want the fine?)
Police : Kalau tak nak saman pun boleh ... ada cara lain ... bagi la hp numbor awak atau facebook boleh?
( If you dowan fine also can... got option.. give me your hp number or facebook can?)
Me : tak nak... bagi saman saja ( he wanna bribe me)
( nope... just give me the fine)
Police : ayeh... amoi eksen!... nah sign sini..
( aiyeh... miss action!..... just sign here - we need to sign the fine to get our own copy)
Then I left the place.
MR. POLICE , CANT YOU SEE MY IC AND DRIVING LICENCE.. I'M A MAN AND WHY YOU STILL WANT TO FLIRT WITH ME AND KEEP CALLING ME MISS??
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| Cant you see im a guy from my IC and driving licence MR. Police -_-.. |
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