Friday, April 1, 2016

Lift Edition


Date Happened : 31 march 2016

Hallo ! Long time no see ! Hope you all are well ya .. ( i talked to formal wan mer?)

okok .... as u all know , one day i still having my shoulder length hair, gender mixed up cases will still happened. So no surprised la... today this case happened in the lift ( my condo lift) and yes, the venue is one of the famous place to happened.

Like this lor :

As usual , in the lift ( going home ), the  elevator stopped half way , and a family came in :)

So it was my neighbor with 2 kids :

Neighbor : Hi !

Me : Hi ! :) How are you ?

Neighbor : Good , call Gor Gor ! ( it's cantonese / Mandarin ,  a respect terms to address a younger  man )

One of the boy : Girl Girl!

Neighbor : wei ! not girl girl is Gor Gor!!!

One of the boy : Girl Girl !! hehehehehe  Hahahahahaha

Neighbor : Not Girl is gor gor , gor gor is a boy like u !

One of the boy : heheeh Girl Girl , Girl Girl long hair ! ( pointing at me )

Me : its okay ... i'm used to it ( very super duper macho sound)

One of the boy : ........ ( gave me a shocking stonned face )



- The End - 

Have a great weekend guys!

Friday, January 15, 2016

Toilet Edition - The come back !

Date Happened : 14 Jan 2016


Toilet Edition :

Hallo All!! Long time no see ya! very paiseh , its been more than 1 year didn't update , it dosent mean no more gender mixed up case , it still happened day to day ( as long as i still having long hair la) 

Okay , so this time still the same , which is the very common or you can say popular place to happen this incident , which is TOILET .. yes ... the top place.

So is like that one la :

Me as usual went to toilet to pee and when i was washing my hands , i saw a small boy stood at the entrance and peeping me . I was like ... wtf is he doing there la... here comes the champion part :

Me : what are you doing there?

Small boy (fat small boy to be exact) : .........  ( continue quiet)

Me : hallo ... hallo ... hallo ....? do you know i'm talking to you?

Small boy : i want to pee 

Me : then why dont you come in?

Small boy : mum said here is male toilet , but why got girl here one ( pointing at me )

Me : haizzz..... i'm actually a guy ... yes i know i have long hair.... but cant u differentiate fro my voice , i'm a guy , correct?

Small boy : you still a GIRL

Me : whatever la


My reaction at the moment
Then this small boy still dont dare to come in the toilet ....

#WINLIAOLOR

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