Petrol Station Edition

Date Happened : 23 September 2013

Petrol Station Edition :

Due to our busy tight schedule life nowadays .. im sure  most of you all do experienced, NO TIME TO TAKE LUNCH ... so when this happened to me .. usually i will drop by petrol station to get some sandwiches :) 

So when i stepped in the petrol station store like a DIVA ( nono sorry sorry .. like a MAN) .. once i got my sandwiches, proceed to the payment counter .. and the cashier actually greeted me :

Cashier : Good  afternoon MADAM!!!

Me : Hallo!! ( in super duper deep macho tone muscular manly tone) 

Cashier : My god .... you are a guy .... ... im so sorry .... ( need to realized wan mer) 

Me : Its okay ... it happened always ...no worries :(

Cashier : But you have a nice hair i must say !!  your hair is even nicer than some of the girls....

Me : ahhhhh..... errrr...... thanks for the compliment .. but its in the wrong way  -_-

But this is not the compliment i want :( sob sob....

Vet Edition

Date Happened :31 Dec 2013

Vet Edition :

wooohooo.. this is the 1st post in 2014!! Happy new Year guys!!! My cases still happened as usual .. evrn on new year eve ... fulamak betul .... and this time is the first time happened at Vet .... as some of you guys know that i have a dog name Bailey .... pretty naughty ...so we have to send her ( yes my dog is a female) to Vet for regular check up ... 

When me and my dog arrived the vet ... as usual .. have to give the owner name and the dog's name ... and in the record.... my GF was the one who filled in the details .. so the owner name is my Gf's name ...

Basket ... waited for 2 hours to be my turn .... when the doctor called my name ...

Vet : Bailey  and the owner  Mei Foong(My Gf's name)!

Me : Okay ! here...

Nurse : nono he is not Mei Foong! Mei Foong is a girl ..

Vet : (Pointed at me) .. she is a girl what!! Obviously ...

Me : Harro!!! I'm a guy lahhhhh... Mei Foong is my Gf's name 

Vet : hahahaha!!! im sorry ... but very funny lah u .... okok  soon will be your turn ...

Damn malu wei .... there were more then 15 dogs and owner in the waiting area.. and the Vet did thid to me :(

Carpark edition

Date happened : 4 September 2013

Carpark Edition :

aiseh .. this case very straight forward wan .....but shockingly lor..... why shockingly ?? ..

This case actually happened in 1U shopping mall.... so  there is my usual gym place....

so when i parked my car and came down ....  it was not so lucky that there was a couple next to my car ...

like that lor : - they were  having  quarrel

Lady : why you always like that!! you never understand you!!

Guy : how to understand?? girls are understandable!! ( wuah ... very Man .. I like! ) 有种!

Then they saw me came down from my car ..

Lady : MISS!! ( looking at me .. means me lah!) you say true or not ?? guys never know what WE want!! You must support me .. WE ARE GIRLS!!!

Aiyorr... tolong lah .....  they 2 not only quarrel .... but also BLIND one

Me : Harro!! i wanted to help you wan but IM ACTUALLY A GUY ( in a very macho deep tone super manly thick voice)

Lady : wahlao ehh.... y u  look like a girl? hehehe

Me : is there any problem ?? and its not funny ....

You all see la ... kek sim or not ? ( Kek Sim - heart pain )

hehehe ... not funny at all...

Clinic Edition ( Female clinic)

Date happened : 14 September 2013

Clinic Edition :

haaaaa .... dont think too much first haaaa....

The story is like this... i companied my GF to female clinic for regular check up .... and when i was happily playing with my smartphones... and the nurse at the reception saw me and this happened ...

Nurse : Only you? ( asked my GF) 

Gf : Yea :)

Nurse: How about her? She dont need to check up ? ( pointing at me ) 

Gf : nono ... he is a guy .. not a girl ....

Nurse : Hahahahahha ... sorry ...

Me : ........ ( speechless)

Coffee shop Edition

Date Happened :  28 August 2013

Coffee Shop edition:

I'm back!!! sorry for the no update for last month..... paiseh paiseh ...

okok... so this case actually happened in Starbucks ... like that lor 

I was working in Starbucks and after a while a group of female students sat next to my table.... ( fuiyor... damn happy right? a group of young girls sat next to me!! - exited wei! )

And i heard their conversation :

Girls : hey , you see the girl next table (me), HER hair color nice ehhh

And one of the girl really came to my table and asked:

"MISS may i know where you highlighted your hair ahh??"

Me : Actually im  guy ( with macho sound) .. so do you still want to know where i did my hair??

Girl : aiyoorrr!!! why you are a guy ??(what actually? im really a guy wert!) So where you did your hair??


WTF is this???