Credit card sales edition

Date Happened : 23 July 2013

Credit card sales edition :

This is a very fresh case!! because just happened yesterday ... venue is 1 Utama ( For international readers .. 1 Utama is a residential hugh shopping mall in Malaysia ) ..

As usual ....  in the shopping mall.. and walked passed one of the Maybank booth ... and one of the credit card sales man came to me ...

Salesman : MISS!!! Credit card ... very good one !! you apply one time and you will get 2 cards!

Me : huh..... are you sure is good ? ( im in the mood of challenging him )

Salesman : Of course MISS... you see you can use both cards and here are the benefits and free for life with no annual fee....

Me : How can I TRUST YOU That , you can't even differentiate a very simple gender like me .... do you know im a guy .... and im not a miss.... ( started to lesson the salesman)

Salesman : errr.... im sorry MISS .... nono sorry SIR...

Me : I think you should learn how to see and look clearly to differentiate your customer gender first  than only you come back to talk to me ok? ( lesson kao kao )

Salesman : ............... ( he got owned terribly) 

This is how i feel at the moment..

Traffic Jam Edition

Date Happened : 16 July 2013

Traffic Jam Edition :

Okok.... this is a fresh case... which just happened yesterday ...this jam is not an usual traffic jam ... is those sudden police block your way and cause jam .. why?? because they have to let those highly respected royal family people to drive smoothly and reach their destination without jam :) .. to international readers... this is our Malaysia road culture :) we always have to give way to our royal families and politic leader  on the road.... sad huh??


okay .. back to topic.... since i already stucked in the jam ... and the driver next to me was driving a convertible car ( Mazda MX5) ... and i saw him looked at  me and he looks like wann talked to me... so i just winded down my window and we talked :

Driver next to my car : why so jam ahh?

Me : I think is the royal families , we need to give way...

Driver next to my car : how can like that???? royal family big all ahh ( tai sai  in Cantonese)

Me : hahahaha usual la...what to do ?

Then the traffic went smooth already ...

Driver next to my car : nice talking to you MISS!! you have NICE HAIR :)

Me : ..... ( STONED)

SERIOUSLY??? MISS??? NICE HAIR????

Aunty Edition

Date Happened : 12 May 2013

Aunty Edition :

hmmmm actually i really donno what title of edition i should put ... because this case actually happened between my GF's aunty and her mother :) 

The case is like this one.... 

arrived Gf's house... and her aunty was at her house and she saw me .. and she told my GF :

Gf's Aunty : Your BF is a GIRL?

GF : ........ ( speechless)

Gf's Aunty : you really look like GIRL..

Me : ...... ( also speechless)

then GF's mum also joined the conversation ...

GF' mum : actually hor... i also thought you are a GIRL when i I first met you ...

Me : hehe  .. i remembered that...

Gf' mum : ohhh you know ahh??

Me : .... ( can faint jor)

Y u all no see me GUY?

Housekeeping Edition

Date happened : 12 May 2013

Housekeeping Edition :

Allright ..... i bet i dont have any housekeeping edition before :p

So thsi is how it happened la...

Mum invited 2 cleaners to my house to do weekly clean up .... then when they came ... mum brought them to my room and said :

Mum : ini anak saya  ( My kid) 

Cleaner : ohhhh ANAK PEREMPUAN  .....( ohhh your daughter) 

Me : ....
( Vomit blood)

Mum : Bukan perempuan .. dia lah anak lelaki!!( not daughter .... his my son!)

Both cleaners vomited blood also ....

Linked In Edition (Love is in the air)

Date Happened : 3rd July

LinkedIn Edition ( love is in the air) : 

Okay guys .... this week is Linkedin In edition  ... and i dont know WTF is wrong with those  scammer laa.. looking for love laa what ever shit laa.. but the main point is .. IM NOT A GIRL!! wrong approached!

This is how it happened again in the same week :

You see lah you see lahhhh

LinkedIn Edition

Date Happened : 1st July 2013

LinkedIn Edition:

Look at the picture below and you will understand ... vomit blood ..