Team Building Edition - China

Date Happened 24 January 2014

Team Building Edition - China:

Haaaaa.. this time special already .... i have not post any team building cases. So this case is like this.. I went to hang Zhou China for my company annual conference....so it was kinda happy at first lor...

And during the 2nd day of the team building was at a very beautiful nice scenery tourist attraction place in HangZhou.... and kinda shocked that their team building organizer was like ARMY COMMANDO  style ... nearly forgot China still a communist country ... die...

So at first the organizer aka COMMANDO!! shouted at all of us :

COMMANDO : Everybody quiet!!! i need you all to line up!! Girls in front and guys behind!!

So of course la i stood befind ma... coz im a real man!!! And the COMMANDO saw me and shouted at me :

COMMANDO : YOU! (pointed at me)  TOLD YOU TO STAND INFRONT YOU ARE A GIRL!!! GIRL HAVE TO STAND INFRONT !! ( damn loud OK ? ) 

So I cannot tahan jor ( tahan jor = cannt stand it anymore) 

Me : YOU!!! ( pointed at him ) IM A GUY!! AND I BELONGS TO THIS LINE !! ARE YOU BLIND ??? AND CAN YOU SEE PROPERLY ??? ( in a very deeply manly macho super deep tone voice) 

COMMANDO : GULP!!! (and he just kept quiet .. and walked away )

Hallo!!! at least la say sorry .....bugger .....

And all my regional colleagues heard that and laughed ..... ( malu nyeeeeeee) [Malu= shame]

Never ever let me heard that again!!! 

MY EG Edition

Date Happened : 23 January 2013

MY EG Edition :

Okay ... time to update post again :) thsi time kena in MY EG , for foreign readers.. MYEG is actually a government own company that you can renew your car insurance, roadtax and even pay your traffic summon - which i hate the most -_-.. so this office actually located in a high end business building .. so before we enter the office, we have to register at the lobby security , and we are require to pass them our driving license for record  for exchange t get a visitor pass :) and yeah i have to pass them my driving license to proceed.

Everything was smoothly done .. went out MY EG happily, and have to go back to the security counter to get back my driving license... ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................something happened.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... 
The guard gave me back my driving license... and when i looked at it, FULAMAK!!!!!!!!! its not my license, its a female (stranger) female license....

My face when he gave me a female driving license..

Then of course i told the security :

Me : hello.. this is not my license.. can you please return mine back to me ?

Security : nono .. its yours... ( summore very sure)

Me : Hello!! see properly ... this license is a girl .. and IM A MEN!!! real MEN! understand?

Security : But you got long hair ... you are a girl...

Me : who said MEN cannot have long hair??

Then he rechecked the drawer and returned my actual license... ~!@#$%^&*

who said guy cannot have long hair???