Carpark edition

Date happened : 4 September 2013

Carpark Edition :

aiseh .. this case very straight forward wan .....but shockingly lor..... why shockingly ?? ..

This case actually happened in 1U shopping mall.... so  there is my usual gym place....

so when i parked my car and came down ....  it was not so lucky that there was a couple next to my car ...

like that lor : - they were  having  quarrel

Lady : why you always like that!! you never understand you!!

Guy : how to understand?? girls are understandable!! ( wuah ... very Man .. I like! ) 有种!

Then they saw me came down from my car ..

Lady : MISS!! ( looking at me .. means me lah!) you say true or not ?? guys never know what WE want!! You must support me .. WE ARE GIRLS!!!

Aiyorr... tolong lah .....  they 2 not only quarrel .... but also BLIND one

Me : Harro!! i wanted to help you wan but IM ACTUALLY A GUY ( in a very macho deep tone super manly thick voice)

Lady : wahlao ehh.... y u  look like a girl? hehehe

Me : is there any problem ?? and its not funny ....

You all see la ... kek sim or not ? ( Kek Sim - heart pain )

hehehe ... not funny at all...

Clinic Edition ( Female clinic)

Date happened : 14 September 2013

Clinic Edition :

haaaaa .... dont think too much first haaaa....

The story is like this... i companied my GF to female clinic for regular check up .... and when i was happily playing with my smartphones... and the nurse at the reception saw me and this happened ...

Nurse : Only you? ( asked my GF) 

Gf : Yea :)

Nurse: How about her? She dont need to check up ? ( pointing at me ) 

Gf : nono ... he is a guy .. not a girl ....

Nurse : Hahahahahha ... sorry ...

Me : ........ ( speechless)

Coffee shop Edition

Date Happened :  28 August 2013

Coffee Shop edition:

I'm back!!! sorry for the no update for last month..... paiseh paiseh ...

okok... so this case actually happened in Starbucks ... like that lor 

I was working in Starbucks and after a while a group of female students sat next to my table.... ( fuiyor... damn happy right? a group of young girls sat next to me!! - exited wei! )

And i heard their conversation :

Girls : hey , you see the girl next table (me), HER hair color nice ehhh

And one of the girl really came to my table and asked:

"MISS may i know where you highlighted your hair ahh??"

Me : Actually im  guy ( with macho sound) .. so do you still want to know where i did my hair??

Girl : aiyoorrr!!! why you are a guy ??(what actually? im really a guy wert!) So where you did your hair??


WTF is this???

Ikea Edition

Date Happened :

Ikea Edition :

Hehehehe i think this is the first Ikea Edition i ever had :D new record wei!

I bought an item from Ikea last night .... but i found out that the item could not fit into the place i plan to fit ....and no choice to return the item lor... so as some of u guys know we have to take number and que for our turn ...  "ding dong" when was my turned i walked to the counter...

Me : Hie 

Ikea Staff : Hallo... how can i help u ?

Me : i would like to returned this item due to wrong measurement ...

Ikea staff : Miss.. is this your real hair?

Me : yeah .. obviously .... y? (i have to pulled and flip my head  to show her my hair is real man ..)
        Like this 

Ikea staff : so this is not a wick?

Me : nonono..... its real its real not a wick at all....

Ikea staff : and u went for re-bonding ur hair? it looks really straight....

Me : Nooooo.... its nature straight ... and its real ....

Ikea staff : hahahhaa.. okok i trust u .. nice hair u have MISS...

Me : Noooooooooo ... im a guy lar.....

Vomit blood wei ....

International Edition - Australia Trip (Episode 5) - Grand Finale

Date Happened :  From 8 August  - 20 August 2013

 





Episode 5 (Grand Finale):

And again  for the last reminder :) Fpr people who missed out the previous episodes :

Episode 1- http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip.html

Episode 2 - http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip_30.html

Episode 3 - http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/09/international-edition-australia-trip.html

Episode 4 - http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/09/international-edition-australia-trip_9.html

Okay guys!!! I'm very sorry for the very very very late  episodes which is the Grand Finale !! YAY!!!!!! ( syok sendiri pulak - means self entertained)

Okay the ... as u guys read all the episodes, i had a wonderful trip during my Aussie trip ....

So this last case that happened at the Melbourne international airport.... and im famous for tangki full ( small bladder) .. so i have to go toilet very often wan lor..

As usual .. i went to toilet ... and when m about to enter the toilet ( Male toilet la of course!) , there was a small girl at the entrance.. and she saw me entering male toilet and she sounded at me :

Small girl : Hallo ...... this is the toilet ... dont go to the men's toilet .. come here :)

Me : nono ... i'm a Man ..

Small girl : nooo... dont be shy ... come come .. you belongs here ( female toilet) - sei lor... my voice so macho she also think im a girl....

Me : nooo... im a man with long hair.... ( feel dman good when i said this to her)

Small girl : MOM!!!!! 

Me faster go in the toilet .. if not more sad case will happend ...

-END-

Okay guys .. this edition already finished, but it doesn't mean im not updating any blog ok? I promised, there are many cases that i have not post in this blog yet :) as long as u guys keep reading this blog .. i promise!!! more to come :)