International Edition - Australia Trip (Episode 2)

Date Happened :  From 8 August  - 20 August 2013

Episode 2:

Okay , herewith the link for episode 1 if you missed it :
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip.html

Lets continue the story ya.... after touched down Melbourne... everything is great ... weather, place people..... BUT ... gender mixed up cases still happened .... okay .. this time... abit jialat la (For international readers : Jialat = means terror... or more serious ... this word usually only Malaysian or Singaporean will use it )  ... because this case actually happened in Public which is in a shopping mall....

This case is like that one .... my eyes were very dry  when i was in Melbourne, so i have to use an Optrex to moisture my eyes....  

For readers who don't know what is an Optrex 

So i was in Melbourne Central ( a shopping mall) and I my gf went to toilet and  i just waited her outside the toilet ... and due to my dried eyes.. i have to use this Optrex... and maybe ... maybe harr... i over applied , and there were some optex overflew out from my eyes ... and that time i also having a flu.... so basically i looked like a GIRL GUY crying and sneezing in the public ....

And maybe that time alot people looked at me .. and wonder what happened to me.... and here is the climax ..

A lady came to me and asked me :

Lady : Hi Madam.... are you allright??

Me : yaya im okay .. no worries ( im actually wiping the overflew tears- actually is overflew eye drops from Optrex) and also sneezing at the same time...

Lady : you dont look allright ... is there anything i can help?

Me : nonono... its okay ... im not crying .. it just the eye drops....

Lady : serious? sure?? 

Me : yaya ... im okay ... by the way im a GUY not a GIRL ..

Lady : oppss.. hahahahaha

Me : thanks anyway  :) ( still wiping my eyes )

But the champion thing is .. i was standing next to escalator.. and actually alot peoples looked at me ... damn paiseh wei .... ( paiseh  = embarrass) the situation actually look like this ( please see picture below) 

Now you can see how paiseh was the situation ....Please stay tune for Episode 3

International Edition - Australia Trip (Episode1)

Date Happened :  From 8 August  - 20 August 2013

Episode 1 :

Okay guys IM BACK!!!! First of all , im very very very sorry that i have not been updated  any thing on my blog for the past 3 weeks, as i was in Melbourne Australia for a vacation ..... sorry  laaa. i purposely don't want to bring any laptop to the trip.. ans i wanted to fully enjoy my holiday :) .. okok ... stop crapping  ... and some of you guys did wished me " enjoy your holiday and hope to hear some gender mixed up cases in Aussie ya!" ... now you all happy lor!! really happened already lor! There will be around 5-6 episodes  in total for this Aussie trip... okay lets dont waste time....

So this trip is abit special , as  my GF was with me through out trip... so she did experienced some of the cases here :) 

I was lucky , because the 1st case will happend in the airport.... but this time it was safe... the 1st case happened only on my way to the aircraft ...The 1st case actually like that . when its time for boarding .... we all lined up to enter the plan right? when when was my turn .. 

Stewardess : Good  Morning MISS , nice to see you , may i know your seat nunmber?

Me : Good morning ( in a macho voice ) , herewith my seat number ( showed her my air tix)

Stewardess : ohh no .... im sorry ...

Me : its okay ( in a macho voice)..


so when its time to serve our food... the other stewardess came to us and asked :

Stewardess B : Hi LADIES!! would you like to have Chicken Roll or Mushroom Roll?  

Me : 2 Chicken rolls please ( in a macho manly deep tone voice )

Stewardess B : ohh okay , and what drink would you two like to have?  ( Basket ... she still didn't realized im a GUY)

Me : Orange juice for me and a glass of plain water for her ( my gf)  ( Maximum deep tone voice ... as macho as i can ) 

Stewardess B : opps im sorry  .. ( now only realized ...   i nearly lost my voice to make all those macho deep tone  voice laaa!)

So it was all fine and the last case was we landed Melbourne International Airport , another Stewardess actually greeted us when we step out the plane...

Stewardess C : Thank you MISS Good bye MISS , enjoy your holiday MISS!

Me : Harro! .... im a guys laaaaa ( just told her straightly and too lazy to make any macho voice )

Stewardess C : my god .. im sorry .....

Y you all wanna treat me like this?? I just started my holiday wey ... :(

Toilet Edition - 18 SX (not suitable for children)

Date Happened : 23 July 2013

Toilet Edition - 18SX

Explicit edition is back!!! already said its explicit lor.... so have to follow the international rules lor....

 "You must be at least 18 years of age to enter this page (21 years of age in the USA)"

CLICK HERE TO PROCEED

Credit card sales edition

Date Happened : 23 July 2013

Credit card sales edition :

This is a very fresh case!! because just happened yesterday ... venue is 1 Utama ( For international readers .. 1 Utama is a residential hugh shopping mall in Malaysia ) ..

As usual ....  in the shopping mall.. and walked passed one of the Maybank booth ... and one of the credit card sales man came to me ...

Salesman : MISS!!! Credit card ... very good one !! you apply one time and you will get 2 cards!

Me : huh..... are you sure is good ? ( im in the mood of challenging him )

Salesman : Of course MISS... you see you can use both cards and here are the benefits and free for life with no annual fee....

Me : How can I TRUST YOU That , you can't even differentiate a very simple gender like me .... do you know im a guy .... and im not a miss.... ( started to lesson the salesman)

Salesman : errr.... im sorry MISS .... nono sorry SIR...

Me : I think you should learn how to see and look clearly to differentiate your customer gender first  than only you come back to talk to me ok? ( lesson kao kao )

Salesman : ............... ( he got owned terribly) 

This is how i feel at the moment..

Traffic Jam Edition

Date Happened : 16 July 2013

Traffic Jam Edition :

Okok.... this is a fresh case... which just happened yesterday ...this jam is not an usual traffic jam ... is those sudden police block your way and cause jam .. why?? because they have to let those highly respected royal family people to drive smoothly and reach their destination without jam :) .. to international readers... this is our Malaysia road culture :) we always have to give way to our royal families and politic leader  on the road.... sad huh??


okay .. back to topic.... since i already stucked in the jam ... and the driver next to me was driving a convertible car ( Mazda MX5) ... and i saw him looked at  me and he looks like wann talked to me... so i just winded down my window and we talked :

Driver next to my car : why so jam ahh?

Me : I think is the royal families , we need to give way...

Driver next to my car : how can like that???? royal family big all ahh ( tai sai  in Cantonese)

Me : hahahaha usual la...what to do ?

Then the traffic went smooth already ...

Driver next to my car : nice talking to you MISS!! you have NICE HAIR :)

Me : ..... ( STONED)

SERIOUSLY??? MISS??? NICE HAIR????