Ikea Edition

Date Happened :

Ikea Edition :

Hehehehe i think this is the first Ikea Edition i ever had :D new record wei!

I bought an item from Ikea last night .... but i found out that the item could not fit into the place i plan to fit ....and no choice to return the item lor... so as some of u guys know we have to take number and que for our turn ...  "ding dong" when was my turned i walked to the counter...

Me : Hie 

Ikea Staff : Hallo... how can i help u ?

Me : i would like to returned this item due to wrong measurement ...

Ikea staff : Miss.. is this your real hair?

Me : yeah .. obviously .... y? (i have to pulled and flip my head  to show her my hair is real man ..)
        Like this 

Ikea staff : so this is not a wick?

Me : nonono..... its real its real not a wick at all....

Ikea staff : and u went for re-bonding ur hair? it looks really straight....

Me : Nooooo.... its nature straight ... and its real ....

Ikea staff : hahahhaa.. okok i trust u .. nice hair u have MISS...

Me : Noooooooooo ... im a guy lar.....

Vomit blood wei ....

International Edition - Australia Trip (Episode 5) - Grand Finale

Date Happened :  From 8 August  - 20 August 2013

 





Episode 5 (Grand Finale):

And again  for the last reminder :) Fpr people who missed out the previous episodes :

Episode 1- http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip.html

Episode 2 - http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip_30.html

Episode 3 - http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/09/international-edition-australia-trip.html

Episode 4 - http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/09/international-edition-australia-trip_9.html

Okay guys!!! I'm very sorry for the very very very late  episodes which is the Grand Finale !! YAY!!!!!! ( syok sendiri pulak - means self entertained)

Okay the ... as u guys read all the episodes, i had a wonderful trip during my Aussie trip ....

So this last case that happened at the Melbourne international airport.... and im famous for tangki full ( small bladder) .. so i have to go toilet very often wan lor..

As usual .. i went to toilet ... and when m about to enter the toilet ( Male toilet la of course!) , there was a small girl at the entrance.. and she saw me entering male toilet and she sounded at me :

Small girl : Hallo ...... this is the toilet ... dont go to the men's toilet .. come here :)

Me : nono ... i'm a Man ..

Small girl : nooo... dont be shy ... come come .. you belongs here ( female toilet) - sei lor... my voice so macho she also think im a girl....

Me : nooo... im a man with long hair.... ( feel dman good when i said this to her)

Small girl : MOM!!!!! 

Me faster go in the toilet .. if not more sad case will happend ...

-END-

Okay guys .. this edition already finished, but it doesn't mean im not updating any blog ok? I promised, there are many cases that i have not post in this blog yet :) as long as u guys keep reading this blog .. i promise!!! more to come :)

International Edition - Australia Trip (Episode 4) - Strip Club Edition - Explicit!

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International Edition - Australia Trip (Episode 3)

Date Happened :  From 8 August  - 20 August 2013

Episode 3:

For readers who missed out the previous episodes :

Episode 1- http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip.html

Episode 2 - http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip_30.html

Okay ... lai lai .. lets move on to episode 3 ...

Me and my GF actually went for some day trip tours ... and as usual , we have to go to the meet up point to wait for our tour guide....( we went to great ocean road )

When the bus arrived, and the tour guide  read the lista nd call my name ... and i raised up my hand when he called my name .. and he just said to me and my gf :

Tour guide: Hi LADIES!!! lets go !! welcome to the trip !!

Me : ................................................... (speechless)

And i just lazy to explain seriously ....

But when this tour guide actually did called us ladies in few occasions :

Tour guide : Ladies , times up, lets go !

Tour guide : Enjoy your meal ladies !

Tour guide : Be careful ladies!

Tour guide : Ladies, come to have some coffee or tea!

Tour guide : Good bye and  good night ladies!

Enough , that's enough!!! Dont call us Ladies!!

International Edition - Australia Trip (Episode 2)

Date Happened :  From 8 August  - 20 August 2013

Episode 2:

Okay , herewith the link for episode 1 if you missed it :
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip.html

Lets continue the story ya.... after touched down Melbourne... everything is great ... weather, place people..... BUT ... gender mixed up cases still happened .... okay .. this time... abit jialat la (For international readers : Jialat = means terror... or more serious ... this word usually only Malaysian or Singaporean will use it )  ... because this case actually happened in Public which is in a shopping mall....

This case is like that one .... my eyes were very dry  when i was in Melbourne, so i have to use an Optrex to moisture my eyes....  

For readers who don't know what is an Optrex 

So i was in Melbourne Central ( a shopping mall) and I my gf went to toilet and  i just waited her outside the toilet ... and due to my dried eyes.. i have to use this Optrex... and maybe ... maybe harr... i over applied , and there were some optex overflew out from my eyes ... and that time i also having a flu.... so basically i looked like a GIRL GUY crying and sneezing in the public ....

And maybe that time alot people looked at me .. and wonder what happened to me.... and here is the climax ..

A lady came to me and asked me :

Lady : Hi Madam.... are you allright??

Me : yaya im okay .. no worries ( im actually wiping the overflew tears- actually is overflew eye drops from Optrex) and also sneezing at the same time...

Lady : you dont look allright ... is there anything i can help?

Me : nonono... its okay ... im not crying .. it just the eye drops....

Lady : serious? sure?? 

Me : yaya ... im okay ... by the way im a GUY not a GIRL ..

Lady : oppss.. hahahahaha

Me : thanks anyway  :) ( still wiping my eyes )

But the champion thing is .. i was standing next to escalator.. and actually alot peoples looked at me ... damn paiseh wei .... ( paiseh  = embarrass) the situation actually look like this ( please see picture below) 

Now you can see how paiseh was the situation ....Please stay tune for Episode 3