Team Building Edition - China

Date Happened 24 January 2014

Team Building Edition - China:

Haaaaa.. this time special already .... i have not post any team building cases. So this case is like this.. I went to hang Zhou China for my company annual conference....so it was kinda happy at first lor...

And during the 2nd day of the team building was at a very beautiful nice scenery tourist attraction place in HangZhou.... and kinda shocked that their team building organizer was like ARMY COMMANDO  style ... nearly forgot China still a communist country ... die...

So at first the organizer aka COMMANDO!! shouted at all of us :

COMMANDO : Everybody quiet!!! i need you all to line up!! Girls in front and guys behind!!

So of course la i stood befind ma... coz im a real man!!! And the COMMANDO saw me and shouted at me :

COMMANDO : YOU! (pointed at me)  TOLD YOU TO STAND INFRONT YOU ARE A GIRL!!! GIRL HAVE TO STAND INFRONT !! ( damn loud OK ? ) 

So I cannot tahan jor ( tahan jor = cannt stand it anymore) 

Me : YOU!!! ( pointed at him ) IM A GUY!! AND I BELONGS TO THIS LINE !! ARE YOU BLIND ??? AND CAN YOU SEE PROPERLY ??? ( in a very deeply manly macho super deep tone voice) 

COMMANDO : GULP!!! (and he just kept quiet .. and walked away )

Hallo!!! at least la say sorry .....bugger .....

And all my regional colleagues heard that and laughed ..... ( malu nyeeeeeee) [Malu= shame]

Never ever let me heard that again!!! 

MY EG Edition

Date Happened : 23 January 2013

MY EG Edition :

Okay ... time to update post again :) thsi time kena in MY EG , for foreign readers.. MYEG is actually a government own company that you can renew your car insurance, roadtax and even pay your traffic summon - which i hate the most -_-.. so this office actually located in a high end business building .. so before we enter the office, we have to register at the lobby security , and we are require to pass them our driving license for record  for exchange t get a visitor pass :) and yeah i have to pass them my driving license to proceed.

Everything was smoothly done .. went out MY EG happily, and have to go back to the security counter to get back my driving license... ..................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................something happened.......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... 
The guard gave me back my driving license... and when i looked at it, FULAMAK!!!!!!!!! its not my license, its a female (stranger) female license....

My face when he gave me a female driving license..

Then of course i told the security :

Me : hello.. this is not my license.. can you please return mine back to me ?

Security : nono .. its yours... ( summore very sure)

Me : Hello!! see properly ... this license is a girl .. and IM A MEN!!! real MEN! understand?

Security : But you got long hair ... you are a girl...

Me : who said MEN cannot have long hair??

Then he rechecked the drawer and returned my actual license... ~!@#$%^&*

who said guy cannot have long hair???

Wedding Dinner Edition

Date happened : 15 January 2014

Wedding Dinner Edition : 

Hola!!! Long time no see guys !! its been a while ya.. okay ... so im back ! ( Yes again) .... and this time the mixed up case happened in a wedding dinner ... to be exact .. STILL IN THE TOILET .. the famous venue for my cases  :(

Okay it was like this ... as alot of you guys know .. i have small tangki ( water tank aka bladder) , hor!! if you dont know this .. means you are not my regular readers or new readers .. welcome welcome :) 

So as usual .. went to the toilet to pee.. and to avoid mixed up case happened , i pee at the urinals to show that im a MAN ... ( pitty right? im a actual man , but i still have to show peoples im a MAN) , basket ....

And the crisis came , a small boy came in and saw me :

Small Boy : Daddy!!!!!!!!! NOW I REALISED GIRL CAN STAND UP TO PEE One !! ( freaking loud ok!!)

Me : .................................... ( vomiting blood) 

Daddy : Shhhhhhhhhh .... dont so loud....

Me : Hallo!! I'm .. im a guy ok!! ( beh tahan already - means cannot stand it anymore) 

Then the father felt bad and say sorry ... but the small boy looks shocked ....

Au Tin ( Cantonese) ah ... means vomit blood ~~~

Breakfast Edition

Date Happened : 7 November 2013

Breakfast Edition :

Dear all... GONG HEI FATT CHOI!!!.. i wish you all have a great and prosperity new year yaahhhhh!!!

Okay !! Chinese new year never stop  gender mixed up cases happened ... of course la... as long as my hair is STILL LONG ...

This case actually happened end  last year ... me and my GF went to a cafe for breakkie :)  

The food are nice :D and the usual ... finished  the breakkie asked for bill :

Me : Bill please :)

Waiter : Yes Madam!

Me :....

Waiter : Madam .. herewith your bill ...

Me : ahh ... actually im a guy 

Waiter : opps .. sorry Madam ... 

Me : Hallo!!!

okay done ... and when we stepping out the cafe ...

Boss : Thank you LADIES !! See you again !!

Me vomit blood....

enough!! stop calling me Madam and MISS!!

Petrol Station Edition

Date Happened : 23 September 2013

Petrol Station Edition :

Due to our busy tight schedule life nowadays .. im sure  most of you all do experienced, NO TIME TO TAKE LUNCH ... so when this happened to me .. usually i will drop by petrol station to get some sandwiches :) 

So when i stepped in the petrol station store like a DIVA ( nono sorry sorry .. like a MAN) .. once i got my sandwiches, proceed to the payment counter .. and the cashier actually greeted me :

Cashier : Good  afternoon MADAM!!!

Me : Hallo!! ( in super duper deep macho tone muscular manly tone) 

Cashier : My god .... you are a guy .... ... im so sorry .... ( need to realized wan mer) 

Me : Its okay ... it happened always ...no worries :(

Cashier : But you have a nice hair i must say !!  your hair is even nicer than some of the girls....

Me : ahhhhh..... errrr...... thanks for the compliment .. but its in the wrong way  -_-

But this is not the compliment i want :( sob sob....