International Edition -India (Bangalore) - Series (Episode 3 [total of 6 episodes])

Episode 3:

So after i left the airport ( already vomited 3 times in a roll) felt abit wanna faint due to lack of blood.

if some of you missed out episode 1 and 2 , nevermind, herewith the link:

Episode 1:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/08/international-edition-india-bangalore.html

Episode 2:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/08/international-edition-india-bangalore_7.html

okok... back to episode 3 now...

After 1 hour of car drive ( my god ... the driver in india just love to honk man .... they will honk what ever they see, in malaysia , we will honk when people block your way la... double park that you cant move out la.... and all sorts of  annoying behaviors , but in india , the drivers here will honk when they see any cars or see any people walking on the street , impressive) Imagine me lack of blood + the whole 1hr journey listening my driver keep honking all the way to my hotel .....

At last reached my hotel... wohoooo... its a very nice 5 stars hotel :)

Matthan Hotel - Bangalore

Staffs there very polite and helpful, their staff helped me to unload my luggage and greeted me :

Staff A : Good evening Madam! 

Me : Good evening , but im not madam :)

Staff A stoned there for few seconds....

When i reached the reception, 2 staffs greeted me :

Staff B & C : welcome to Matthan Hotel Madam! its pleasure to meet you!

Me : Thank you !! (and i lazy to explain , and i have to give them my passport for verification.)

Staff C : whoopppss.... im so sorry SIR to address you as a Madam just now, as you look like a Madam... 

Me : its okay , alot people mistaken me as well :)  ( actually i already vomit blood 4th time )

Staff A escorted  me to my room , while we walking to my room , Staff A said :

Staff A : Madam, gym is at 2nd floor and the cafe its at ground floor :)

Me : Sir... im a guy, just like you , not Madam....

Staff A : Im so sorry Madam! nono i mean SIR....

Me : Vomit blood 5th time.....

Ooiii!!! how many times you need me to tell u  im not MADAM??

Some of the interior scenes of the hotel:

Allright i need to sleep and get some rest due to lost too much blood in 1 day...

To be continue for Episode 4..... Stay Tune.....

International Edition -India (Bangalore) - Series (Episode 2 [total of 6 episodes])

Episode 2

Okay .. If you guys missed out episode 1 here is the link :
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/08/international-edition-india-bangalore.html

As this is the second episode.

Still at the airport, already kinda hot tempered due to the weird cleaner.

India airport its kinda strict , wherever u go also need to do scanning and verification. Before I exit the arrival hall, I need to do a final scan, the custom saw me and check my passport , he said:

Custom :"Madam , your photo in your passport look like a guy, I think it's time to change your photo"
(In India, all people will address me MADAM.. this is standard. so no MISS, AUNTY, Leng Lui and etc)

Me : Sir I'm a real man... And in the passport already stated that I'm a male , so I think it's fine that my passport photo look like a man right? (vomit blood 2nd time)

Custom: (silent) and he just returned my passport and let me go...

When I'm at the arrival hall, I need to look for my driver in India that holding my name in the sign.

Aaahaaa!! I found you!! ( means I found my driver....) when I walked to him and said :

Me : hi ! I'm Yitung, nice to meet you;)

Driver: Madam, I think you got the wrong person, company said Yitung is a guy.

Me: don't I sound like a guy now ? Even my hair is long? (vomit blood 3rd time)

Driver : I'm so sorry sir! Please .. This way to the car....

Just itself at the airport already 3 cases ... OMFG.... I think I will lose a lot more blood for the next few days...

Why oohhh why..... why in the airport can happened so many cases??

Stay tune for episode 3
(to be continue)

International Edition -India (Bangalore) - Series (Episode 1 [total of 6 episodes])

Date happened : October 2011

International Edition -India (Bangalore)
Episode 1


Okay guys , this time it's a brand new style to tell you all what incident I faced during my India trip last year.


All right, I went to India Bangalore for my company induction trip. So I spent 1week there. But within the 1 week,was the most gender mixed up cases happened in my life. That's why I have to split it to 6 mini episodes ;)


When I reached Bangalore international airport, (Bangalore is the Silicon valley of India , all the international companies such as yahoo, msn, Microsoft , dell, inmobi are all located there, because there are plenty of engineers in this town.) Herewith some of the landmark of Bangalore..

Bull Temple

Glass house

As usual , my bladder is small , so the 1st thing after i landed the airport is go to the toilet! Found the toilet and went in.. But when I stepped in the toilet , the male cleaner stopped me ...


Me: what's wrong?


Cleaner: MADAM , this is male toilet, please go to the female toilet .


Me: err... I'm a guy, so please let me in and use the toilet ok?


Cleaner : no MADAM, I bring you to the female toilet which is opposite.(he really opened the door and guided me the way to the female toilet)


Me : hallo! I'm a real man! and I'm belong to here and im gonna use this toilet.
( I just went in and purposely, pee using the urinal to show him that I'm a real man! Roar!!!!)


The cleaner gave me a cock stare...


After I washed my hands, the cleaner said :


"Madam, please use the female toilet next time."


Wtf is wrong with this cleaner ar?? I'm already standing to pee and he still insist I'm a female???


Just arrived India already kena kao kao ...

aiyorrrr.... you  no see me guy???

To be continue.......

Toilet Edition - 18 SX (not suitable for children) - After age verification

Okay ! i really believe you all are above 18 years old harr.... dont bluff ok?

( if you bluff me i also donno actually -_-)

So this case actually is like that one...... i was at Paradigm mall.....  and im well known as small bladder ( small tangki) and after movie sure la .. my water tank loaded wan ma.... rushed to toilet .... and  pee....

So i was peeing at one of the urinal ... and the uncle next to me keep looking at me .... ( and i knew what happened already laa) ... so just ignore him lor...

And after he finished peeing .... he came to me and look at me and looked down ..

Me : woi!! 

Uncle : you got kuku( means penis... this usually used it for typical Malaysian/ Singaporean Chinese) wan ..

Me : Woi!!! im a guy .. of course i have!

Uncle : I thought you dont have ..

Me :.........

I wanna kill u !!!

Tennis Edition

Date Happened : 29 June 2012

Tennis Edition:


Yoooo..... its been sometime no tennis cases already .... BUT it happened again !! okok here you go :


I was playing tennis with my buddy ... and there was a coaching class next to my court , and for sure there were some small kids under coaching ..


It was a 2hours non stop stroking tennis sessions for me , and after the sessions my t-shirt was 100% wet and my sweat was dripping... ewwwww~~


My buddy went to the toilet to shower, and i usually will change a new t-shirt, here it comes....when i undress my self at he court ( only topless la!! not fully naked!)


One of the small boy came near to me and said :


Small boy : JIE JIE!! you cannot undress here.... you shame shame!!


Me :......... ( donno wanna laugh or cry seriously)


Me : ... errm.... me not JIE JIE, im KOR KOR... so i can change here ok?


Small boy : nolor.... ur hair long long ... so u are jie jie.... u must go to toilet to change... shame shame...


Me : speechless..... i just changed  and left the court...


Small boy : you see this JIE JIE change clothes in public... shame shame ( he was telling his friend)


Me : ............

I have no boobs wei.....y  he still keep calling me JIE JIE ?? basket!