Tennis Edition

Date Happened : 5 April 2012

Tennis Edition :

This is Nadal if you dont know who is he :) 

Normal usual days went for tennis ... changed clothes , put on gear , fully equipped . Fuiyor... damn good performance ... can play like Nadal 
( sorry yah ... self entertained ) ....


The tennis court is an open area, so that's very common that there are some people will pass by the court and some of them might just stand outside the court and see how you play ...




There was a couple standing outside the court , and suddenly I heard their conversation.


The Guy : ohh.. this person can play tennis well ya..
The Girl  : yeah .... and she is a GIRL ... and she can run around the court so well ..
The Guy : you sure is a SHE?  he has a hairy legs ( oh yeah I'm a macho man - from yitung)
The Girl  : Nolah... u look at her ... she tied up her hair .. she has a pony tail.
The Guy : True also ( my god.. don't listen to your darling , see properly la...  have hairy legs - from    yitung)
The Guy : I never see girl have so hairy leg before..
The Girl  : You never know... 


Then they walked away.... WHY AR WHY!!!!  MR... WHY you cant  just believe yourself that you were looking a guy playing tennis.... and WHY you believe your darling that just judged me is a GIRL just because i have  a pony tail....

Angry sweaty tennis face 

Bookstore Edition

Date Happened : 3 April 2012

Bookstore Edition : 


Normal working day... after work met girlfriend at Empire shopping mall in Subang  for her meeting in the evening , and of course I wont sit in for her meeting , so I just walked around in the mall to kill time. And I decided to go to popular bookstore. When I was looking for books in the bookstore. And there was an incoming email , so i just checked my email thru my phone, and so sudden

I was standing at the parenting book section.... when I was reading my email from my phone  suddenly 1 pregnant lady came over and asked me...." hi MISS... YOU JUST GOT PREGNANT? ... this section not for you... you should go to the family planning section.. here is parenting.. by the way.. congratulations ya".... aiyorr................. I just smiled at her and left the section... dowan to scared her if i speak to her, later she fainted just because of my manly voice how??..... people pregnant ma....but me myself... inner injured la... wanna voice up but cannot..

vomit blood....

Karma Edition

Date Happened : 8 January 2012 Karma Edition: At Center Point Bandar Utama, Having lunch and suddenly feel like wanna pee... so just walked to the nearest toilet.... when I stepped in the toilet I saw a long hair girl at the basin tying up her hair.... I was shocked and I "JAMMED BRAKE"  at the entrance and said sorry to her and ran out (and this is what those guys mistaken I'm a girl when they saw me in toilet)  .... and I naturally walked  to the opposite toilet.... but before I entered the sign is Female.... then i looked back the toilet i just stepped in.. its a male toilet... Then the lady came out(from the male's toilet)  and smiled at me n said.... sir... sorry to scared u... I'm a man v long hair..... deng! ... now i know how people feel when they saw me in toilet... karma ahh karma......revenge man... what goes around comes around

Restaurant Edition

Date Happened :  21 September 2010

Restaurant Edition ( The Ship ) : Had dinner at The Ship Dammansara Utama outlet ( The Ship is a western restaurant , kinda famous in Malaysia) .  Atmosphere was good.... the deco really  like a ship , but the light abit too deem ... maybe they wanna make it more ROMANTIC feel... but it actually failed ... I ordered  a chicken ceasar salad ... when the dish came to me.... awww.. not good... it is fine that the salad is raw.. but the chicken meat also raw ... so i complained it to the waiter.. and they changed a new one for me... I was abit not in the mood already ... 

Then after i finished my salad, "water tank" fulled... naturally  I walked to the gents toilet but just few steps before  I enter the toilet..  the captain of the restaurant  ran to me n said "MISS..here is gent's room.. please don't go in , female's toilet  at the other side"..

Sudah bengang ( means damn bad mood) at that moment , I voiced up to him : " Cant you see im a GUY or a MAN?? which part of me look like a GIRL??"

He apologized to me : " I'm so sorry Sir, but your hair really  look like a girl"..

Subway Edition

Date Happened : 29 March 2012

    Subway Edition : Normal working day , as usual ... i will get some food before tennis ( Yes again) ... and normally i will go to the nearest Subway to get a sandwich.

    When i walked in the Subway outlet at Center point ( its a residential shopping mall if some of you guys don't know what is it) This is how i start order my sandwich ( Im a boring guy , so i always said the same thing to the waiter)

Waiter    : Hallo ! Good evening ! May I help you?

Me          : Hi , Sub of the day please  :)

Waiter    : Bread?

Me          : PARMESAN/OREGANO

Waiter    : Toast?

Me          : Non toasted and lettuce / tomato/ pickles and no sauce :)

    Here comes the highlight of this case , there was a small boy next to me , and he asked me " JIE JIE ! ( means sister again) you eat without sauce not nice one!" Then i have to tell him " Kor Kor ( me)  always eat Subway without sauce :) "

    

    Then this is what he replied me " Wuah ... JIE JIE!! you very terror... you can change your voice like Kor Kor .... can you teach me how?" I nearly vomit blood.... kids nowadays..... speechless...

When im writing this post also feel like vomit blood.
Cannot find vomit blood visual , so have to use this .. sorry..