Subway Edition

Date Happened : 21 July 2010

Subway Edition :
Okay ... as you guys know im a regular Subway customer :D so i do go to subway very often ....and i usually only go to few outlets regularly , these are the outlets i visited very regular :


1) Center Point
2) Mid Valley 
3) 1Utama
4) Kota Damansara


So... today the case I wanna share with you guys was in Midvalley outlet. Alright after work( my previous company located in Midvalley)  so naturally i will go to Subway Midvalley outlet to get my sandwich. And I'm VERY SURE those waiter/ waitress there do recognized me - 100%!!


Here comes the climax... when i walked in the restaurant... one of the regular waitress that always served me ( most of the time she took my order) greeted me with :


Waitress : YOOO LENG LUI!!! you are here again ....  i know what you want to order!!!
Me         : ............... ( Speechless) 
Waitress : LENG LUI!!  your order is Sub of the day , Parmesan bread, no toast, lettuce, tomato, pickles ya! ( You can see she  knows me freaking damn well ok?) 
Waitress : LENG LUI !!  YOU SEE... I REMEMBER YOU ARE A GIRL RIGHT? ( showed me a damn confident face )
Me         : No.... I'm very confident I'M A GUY 
Waitress : OMG... I'm so sorry ... i always thought YOU'RE a GIRL..
Me         :  Nope -> showing her poker face.

It was so freaking MALU (embarrassing)  man .... the peoples in the whole restaurant were looking at me..... DAFUQ

Unifi ( Telekom Malaysia) Edition

Date Happened : 16 April 2012

Unifi Edition :

Allright.... My Unifi service abit not stable after a year , so i just called Unifi (Its a Malaysia high speed broadband provider)  to raised up my problem.

Service good, within 12 hours their technician called me for appointment to come to my house to rectify my broadband.  They agreed to come over my house to repair at 3.30pm at the same day.

I was at home ... ding dong!! ( door bell triggered) ..  I went to open the door , and YESH! 2 technicians , great ... let them came in my house .. conversation start here :

Technician A : Hallo!! we from unifi!

Me               : Hi , i know :) 

Technician A : ehh... just now i called .. its a guy ...but now the one open is a girl ...weird...

Me               : nonono.. it was me....

Technician A : Nolah....im very sure its a guy on the phone now you are a girl ...

Me               : Whatever .... ( i know something gonna happened )

When they went in my room to check my modem ...

Technician A : Hahh!! this is the modem that's always gives us problem , partner change it!

This is the modem that gives us alot problems.. change!!

Me              : You noneed to check ? Just change?

Technician B : Kak ... tak payah check... itu modem tak guna... sentiasa rosak.. kita tukar kan ... cik tak  payah risau ...

                   (MISS... noneed check .. this modem useless.. always got problem... we will change it... MISS noneed to worry )

Me               : Okay okay ...Do what you guys think is right ( I also lazy to tell them im a guy)

Technician B : Okay cik... sudah tukar... sekarang awak boleh online ... shopping.... beli cosmetic .. pasti cepat speed nya!

                  ( Okay MISS.. already changed .. now you can do online shopping .. shop for COSMETIC .. in fast speed!)

Me :              : Ok thank you!

Technician A : MISS... you have a very manly room ... you have tennis balls/ transformers/ and you read FHM.. fuiyor... you can be man's best friend..not like other girls .. only like clothes and cute things...

Me                : Speechless  ( felt very disturbing)

Every things done... send them out and thanked both of them .. and these is what i heard when i closed my door :

Technician B : Ehh Bang... itu amoi suaranye macam lelaki la...

                   ( Eh brother this GIRL's voice like a GUY la..)

Technician A : Mana ada.. tengok rambut nye... panjang .. cun wei..suara dia deep sikit... itu lah sexay ..

                  ( where got... look at her hair... long .. pretty wei .. her voice.. just abit deep.. this is sexy)-me wanna vomit already..

Both of you seems like really enjoyed the whole process of teasing a "GIRL" in my house hor?? 

IM SEXAY AND I KNOW IT!!!

The Club Edition

Date Happened :8 September 2010

The Club Edition  : 

Normal working days ... will have tennis session after work.... reached the club house...as usual... went to wash room to change my tennis outfit .... after I’ve  done with my outfit.. When i was changing my tennis shoe... 

Then Suddenly a Malay guy came in the toilet..and he looked at me ( I was expecting he will say sorry and run out , because I can see  another gender mixed up case is happening) and STONED there for few seconds... ( tick tok tick tok tick tok) .. 

If you ask me what’s next ..I will assume he will say sorry or what la... BUT he made a very weird sound  >> "WwoooOOooo" and keep looking at me with a perverting look.. and he just walked out from the toilet and he said " Amoi .... you cantik la... best nye" ( means "hey girl ... u pretty  la... fantastic - in Malay ) 

Oiii!! I’m not a HOT CHICK!!  i have hairy legs!!..... please look properly!!ARGH!!!

Write this post until bengang... " Fan toi"   ( means flip over table (Pissed off!) in Cantonese ) 

BBQ Edition

Date Happened : 26 September 2010

BBQ Edition :  Bonding time!! me and a group of colleagues decided to have a  mid autumn celebration in one of the colleague's house. Everyone happily prepared all the foods and some of them...preparing the lanterns ... looks harmony  yah....

Every body enjoyed the night , it's late and all of us are fulled with foods and tired playing lantern with the kids.

Already late so we all have to clean up the area.When we all were helping each other  to clean up the BBQ area, my colleague's mum came out from the house and  said   " Wuuuah .. this GIRL so good , SHE can work wan lor.. she helped us to cleaned up the house after BBQ" woohoo!!~~ I'm there for around 3 hours, auntie still thought I'm a girl.. champion~!"

Yoooo..... aunty why you no see me guy.....

Police Road Block Edition

Date Happened :  13 April 2012

Police Road Block Edition :


Okay this one i have to post today ..  damn angry ...


Was driving in Subang Airport highway .. okay i was on the phone ( yes my fault , i should not use my handphone  when I'm driving.. i admit) ... after few second.. saw police roadblock infront of the road..oh shit .. i know i sure got caught already.


Police waved at me using a red flag ( this is Malaysia style ) ... so i have no choice to stop my car at the roadside. One of the police came to my car .. i winded down my window .. conversation start here :


Police :  wooo.. Amoi....  apa khabar? selamat pagi...
             ( Woooo ... Miss .. how are you ? Good Morning...)
Me     : Pagi... apa cerita?
            ( Morning ... what is the story?)
Police : Tadi ... kawan saya cakap awak guna handphone semasa pandu
            ( Just now my friend said he saw you using handphone when you are driving)
Me     : Betul kah? 
            (Really?)
Police : Yeah betul....macam amoi cantik mesti boleh nampak ..IC and lesen ?
            ( yeah of course.... you so pretty sure can see it.. your Identity card and license )
Police : ehh..... IC awak nampak macam lelaki .. sekarang chun nye... 
            (ehh..your ID photo look like a guy..but now..pretty.... - i wanna vomit jor)
Me     : okok... bagi saman ... tadak masa ( not in the mood) 
            ( okok... just give me the fine ... im in rush)
Police : Eh.. jangan la macam itu... betul nak saman ke?
            ( Eh... don't like that ... really want the fine?)
Police : Kalau tak nak saman pun boleh ... ada cara lain ... bagi la hp numbor awak atau facebook boleh?
            ( If you dowan fine also can... got option.. give me your hp number or facebook can?)
Me     : tak nak... bagi saman saja  ( he wanna bribe me)
            ( nope... just give me the fine)
Police : ayeh... amoi eksen!... nah sign sini..
            ( aiyeh... miss action!..... just sign here - we need to sign the fine to get our own copy)


Then I left the place.


MR. POLICE , CANT YOU SEE MY IC AND DRIVING LICENCE.. I'M A MAN AND WHY YOU STILL WANT TO FLIRT WITH ME AND KEEP CALLING ME MISS?? 

Cant you see im a guy from my IC and driving licence MR. Police -_-..