Carpark edition

Date happened : 4 September 2013

Carpark Edition :

aiseh .. this case very straight forward wan .....but shockingly lor..... why shockingly ?? ..

This case actually happened in 1U shopping mall.... so  there is my usual gym place....

so when i parked my car and came down ....  it was not so lucky that there was a couple next to my car ...

like that lor : - they were  having  quarrel

Lady : why you always like that!! you never understand you!!

Guy : how to understand?? girls are understandable!! ( wuah ... very Man .. I like! ) 有种!

Then they saw me came down from my car ..

Lady : MISS!! ( looking at me .. means me lah!) you say true or not ?? guys never know what WE want!! You must support me .. WE ARE GIRLS!!!

Aiyorr... tolong lah .....  they 2 not only quarrel .... but also BLIND one

Me : Harro!! i wanted to help you wan but IM ACTUALLY A GUY ( in a very macho deep tone super manly thick voice)

Lady : wahlao ehh.... y u  look like a girl? hehehe

Me : is there any problem ?? and its not funny ....

You all see la ... kek sim or not ? ( Kek Sim - heart pain )

hehehe ... not funny at all...

Clinic Edition ( Female clinic)

Date happened : 14 September 2013

Clinic Edition :

haaaaa .... dont think too much first haaaa....

The story is like this... i companied my GF to female clinic for regular check up .... and when i was happily playing with my smartphones... and the nurse at the reception saw me and this happened ...

Nurse : Only you? ( asked my GF) 

Gf : Yea :)

Nurse: How about her? She dont need to check up ? ( pointing at me ) 

Gf : nono ... he is a guy .. not a girl ....

Nurse : Hahahahahha ... sorry ...

Me : ........ ( speechless)

Coffee shop Edition

Date Happened :  28 August 2013

Coffee Shop edition:

I'm back!!! sorry for the no update for last month..... paiseh paiseh ...

okok... so this case actually happened in Starbucks ... like that lor 

I was working in Starbucks and after a while a group of female students sat next to my table.... ( fuiyor... damn happy right? a group of young girls sat next to me!! - exited wei! )

And i heard their conversation :

Girls : hey , you see the girl next table (me), HER hair color nice ehhh

And one of the girl really came to my table and asked:

"MISS may i know where you highlighted your hair ahh??"

Me : Actually im  guy ( with macho sound) .. so do you still want to know where i did my hair??

Girl : aiyoorrr!!! why you are a guy ??(what actually? im really a guy wert!) So where you did your hair??


WTF is this???

Ikea Edition

Date Happened :

Ikea Edition :

Hehehehe i think this is the first Ikea Edition i ever had :D new record wei!

I bought an item from Ikea last night .... but i found out that the item could not fit into the place i plan to fit ....and no choice to return the item lor... so as some of u guys know we have to take number and que for our turn ...  "ding dong" when was my turned i walked to the counter...

Me : Hie 

Ikea Staff : Hallo... how can i help u ?

Me : i would like to returned this item due to wrong measurement ...

Ikea staff : Miss.. is this your real hair?

Me : yeah .. obviously .... y? (i have to pulled and flip my head  to show her my hair is real man ..)
        Like this 

Ikea staff : so this is not a wick?

Me : nonono..... its real its real not a wick at all....

Ikea staff : and u went for re-bonding ur hair? it looks really straight....

Me : Nooooo.... its nature straight ... and its real ....

Ikea staff : hahahhaa.. okok i trust u .. nice hair u have MISS...

Me : Noooooooooo ... im a guy lar.....

Vomit blood wei ....

International Edition - Australia Trip (Episode 5) - Grand Finale

Date Happened :  From 8 August  - 20 August 2013

 





Episode 5 (Grand Finale):

And again  for the last reminder :) Fpr people who missed out the previous episodes :

Episode 1- http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip.html

Episode 2 - http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip_30.html

Episode 3 - http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/09/international-edition-australia-trip.html

Episode 4 - http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/09/international-edition-australia-trip_9.html

Okay guys!!! I'm very sorry for the very very very late  episodes which is the Grand Finale !! YAY!!!!!! ( syok sendiri pulak - means self entertained)

Okay the ... as u guys read all the episodes, i had a wonderful trip during my Aussie trip ....

So this last case that happened at the Melbourne international airport.... and im famous for tangki full ( small bladder) .. so i have to go toilet very often wan lor..

As usual .. i went to toilet ... and when m about to enter the toilet ( Male toilet la of course!) , there was a small girl at the entrance.. and she saw me entering male toilet and she sounded at me :

Small girl : Hallo ...... this is the toilet ... dont go to the men's toilet .. come here :)

Me : nono ... i'm a Man ..

Small girl : nooo... dont be shy ... come come .. you belongs here ( female toilet) - sei lor... my voice so macho she also think im a girl....

Me : nooo... im a man with long hair.... ( feel dman good when i said this to her)

Small girl : MOM!!!!! 

Me faster go in the toilet .. if not more sad case will happend ...

-END-

Okay guys .. this edition already finished, but it doesn't mean im not updating any blog ok? I promised, there are many cases that i have not post in this blog yet :) as long as u guys keep reading this blog .. i promise!!! more to come :)

International Edition - Australia Trip (Episode 4) - Strip Club Edition - Explicit!

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International Edition - Australia Trip (Episode 3)

Date Happened :  From 8 August  - 20 August 2013

Episode 3:

For readers who missed out the previous episodes :

Episode 1- http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip.html

Episode 2 - http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip_30.html

Okay ... lai lai .. lets move on to episode 3 ...

Me and my GF actually went for some day trip tours ... and as usual , we have to go to the meet up point to wait for our tour guide....( we went to great ocean road )

When the bus arrived, and the tour guide  read the lista nd call my name ... and i raised up my hand when he called my name .. and he just said to me and my gf :

Tour guide: Hi LADIES!!! lets go !! welcome to the trip !!

Me : ................................................... (speechless)

And i just lazy to explain seriously ....

But when this tour guide actually did called us ladies in few occasions :

Tour guide : Ladies , times up, lets go !

Tour guide : Enjoy your meal ladies !

Tour guide : Be careful ladies!

Tour guide : Ladies, come to have some coffee or tea!

Tour guide : Good bye and  good night ladies!

Enough , that's enough!!! Dont call us Ladies!!

International Edition - Australia Trip (Episode 2)

Date Happened :  From 8 August  - 20 August 2013

Episode 2:

Okay , herewith the link for episode 1 if you missed it :
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2013/08/international-edition-australia-trip.html

Lets continue the story ya.... after touched down Melbourne... everything is great ... weather, place people..... BUT ... gender mixed up cases still happened .... okay .. this time... abit jialat la (For international readers : Jialat = means terror... or more serious ... this word usually only Malaysian or Singaporean will use it )  ... because this case actually happened in Public which is in a shopping mall....

This case is like that one .... my eyes were very dry  when i was in Melbourne, so i have to use an Optrex to moisture my eyes....  

For readers who don't know what is an Optrex 

So i was in Melbourne Central ( a shopping mall) and I my gf went to toilet and  i just waited her outside the toilet ... and due to my dried eyes.. i have to use this Optrex... and maybe ... maybe harr... i over applied , and there were some optex overflew out from my eyes ... and that time i also having a flu.... so basically i looked like a GIRL GUY crying and sneezing in the public ....

And maybe that time alot people looked at me .. and wonder what happened to me.... and here is the climax ..

A lady came to me and asked me :

Lady : Hi Madam.... are you allright??

Me : yaya im okay .. no worries ( im actually wiping the overflew tears- actually is overflew eye drops from Optrex) and also sneezing at the same time...

Lady : you dont look allright ... is there anything i can help?

Me : nonono... its okay ... im not crying .. it just the eye drops....

Lady : serious? sure?? 

Me : yaya ... im okay ... by the way im a GUY not a GIRL ..

Lady : oppss.. hahahahaha

Me : thanks anyway  :) ( still wiping my eyes )

But the champion thing is .. i was standing next to escalator.. and actually alot peoples looked at me ... damn paiseh wei .... ( paiseh  = embarrass) the situation actually look like this ( please see picture below) 

Now you can see how paiseh was the situation ....Please stay tune for Episode 3

International Edition - Australia Trip (Episode1)

Date Happened :  From 8 August  - 20 August 2013

Episode 1 :

Okay guys IM BACK!!!! First of all , im very very very sorry that i have not been updated  any thing on my blog for the past 3 weeks, as i was in Melbourne Australia for a vacation ..... sorry  laaa. i purposely don't want to bring any laptop to the trip.. ans i wanted to fully enjoy my holiday :) .. okok ... stop crapping  ... and some of you guys did wished me " enjoy your holiday and hope to hear some gender mixed up cases in Aussie ya!" ... now you all happy lor!! really happened already lor! There will be around 5-6 episodes  in total for this Aussie trip... okay lets dont waste time....

So this trip is abit special , as  my GF was with me through out trip... so she did experienced some of the cases here :) 

I was lucky , because the 1st case will happend in the airport.... but this time it was safe... the 1st case happened only on my way to the aircraft ...The 1st case actually like that . when its time for boarding .... we all lined up to enter the plan right? when when was my turn .. 

Stewardess : Good  Morning MISS , nice to see you , may i know your seat nunmber?

Me : Good morning ( in a macho voice ) , herewith my seat number ( showed her my air tix)

Stewardess : ohh no .... im sorry ...

Me : its okay ( in a macho voice)..


so when its time to serve our food... the other stewardess came to us and asked :

Stewardess B : Hi LADIES!! would you like to have Chicken Roll or Mushroom Roll?  

Me : 2 Chicken rolls please ( in a macho manly deep tone voice )

Stewardess B : ohh okay , and what drink would you two like to have?  ( Basket ... she still didn't realized im a GUY)

Me : Orange juice for me and a glass of plain water for her ( my gf)  ( Maximum deep tone voice ... as macho as i can ) 

Stewardess B : opps im sorry  .. ( now only realized ...   i nearly lost my voice to make all those macho deep tone  voice laaa!)

So it was all fine and the last case was we landed Melbourne International Airport , another Stewardess actually greeted us when we step out the plane...

Stewardess C : Thank you MISS Good bye MISS , enjoy your holiday MISS!

Me : Harro! .... im a guys laaaaa ( just told her straightly and too lazy to make any macho voice )

Stewardess C : my god .. im sorry .....

Y you all wanna treat me like this?? I just started my holiday wey ... :(

Toilet Edition - 18 SX (not suitable for children)

Date Happened : 23 July 2013

Toilet Edition - 18SX

Explicit edition is back!!! already said its explicit lor.... so have to follow the international rules lor....

 "You must be at least 18 years of age to enter this page (21 years of age in the USA)"

CLICK HERE TO PROCEED

Credit card sales edition

Date Happened : 23 July 2013

Credit card sales edition :

This is a very fresh case!! because just happened yesterday ... venue is 1 Utama ( For international readers .. 1 Utama is a residential hugh shopping mall in Malaysia ) ..

As usual ....  in the shopping mall.. and walked passed one of the Maybank booth ... and one of the credit card sales man came to me ...

Salesman : MISS!!! Credit card ... very good one !! you apply one time and you will get 2 cards!

Me : huh..... are you sure is good ? ( im in the mood of challenging him )

Salesman : Of course MISS... you see you can use both cards and here are the benefits and free for life with no annual fee....

Me : How can I TRUST YOU That , you can't even differentiate a very simple gender like me .... do you know im a guy .... and im not a miss.... ( started to lesson the salesman)

Salesman : errr.... im sorry MISS .... nono sorry SIR...

Me : I think you should learn how to see and look clearly to differentiate your customer gender first  than only you come back to talk to me ok? ( lesson kao kao )

Salesman : ............... ( he got owned terribly) 

This is how i feel at the moment..

Traffic Jam Edition

Date Happened : 16 July 2013

Traffic Jam Edition :

Okok.... this is a fresh case... which just happened yesterday ...this jam is not an usual traffic jam ... is those sudden police block your way and cause jam .. why?? because they have to let those highly respected royal family people to drive smoothly and reach their destination without jam :) .. to international readers... this is our Malaysia road culture :) we always have to give way to our royal families and politic leader  on the road.... sad huh??


okay .. back to topic.... since i already stucked in the jam ... and the driver next to me was driving a convertible car ( Mazda MX5) ... and i saw him looked at  me and he looks like wann talked to me... so i just winded down my window and we talked :

Driver next to my car : why so jam ahh?

Me : I think is the royal families , we need to give way...

Driver next to my car : how can like that???? royal family big all ahh ( tai sai  in Cantonese)

Me : hahahaha usual la...what to do ?

Then the traffic went smooth already ...

Driver next to my car : nice talking to you MISS!! you have NICE HAIR :)

Me : ..... ( STONED)

SERIOUSLY??? MISS??? NICE HAIR????

Aunty Edition

Date Happened : 12 May 2013

Aunty Edition :

hmmmm actually i really donno what title of edition i should put ... because this case actually happened between my GF's aunty and her mother :) 

The case is like this one.... 

arrived Gf's house... and her aunty was at her house and she saw me .. and she told my GF :

Gf's Aunty : Your BF is a GIRL?

GF : ........ ( speechless)

Gf's Aunty : you really look like GIRL..

Me : ...... ( also speechless)

then GF's mum also joined the conversation ...

GF' mum : actually hor... i also thought you are a GIRL when i I first met you ...

Me : hehe  .. i remembered that...

Gf' mum : ohhh you know ahh??

Me : .... ( can faint jor)

Y u all no see me GUY?

Housekeeping Edition

Date happened : 12 May 2013

Housekeeping Edition :

Allright ..... i bet i dont have any housekeeping edition before :p

So thsi is how it happened la...

Mum invited 2 cleaners to my house to do weekly clean up .... then when they came ... mum brought them to my room and said :

Mum : ini anak saya  ( My kid) 

Cleaner : ohhhh ANAK PEREMPUAN  .....( ohhh your daughter) 

Me : ....
( Vomit blood)

Mum : Bukan perempuan .. dia lah anak lelaki!!( not daughter .... his my son!)

Both cleaners vomited blood also ....

Linked In Edition (Love is in the air)

Date Happened : 3rd July

LinkedIn Edition ( love is in the air) : 

Okay guys .... this week is Linkedin In edition  ... and i dont know WTF is wrong with those  scammer laa.. looking for love laa what ever shit laa.. but the main point is .. IM NOT A GIRL!! wrong approached!

This is how it happened again in the same week :

You see lah you see lahhhh

LinkedIn Edition

Date Happened : 1st July 2013

LinkedIn Edition:

Look at the picture below and you will understand ... vomit blood ..

Tele communication Edition ( Third Party)

Date happened : 25 June 2013

Tele-communication Edition ( Third Party) 

Im sure alot of you guys will ask what is "third party" means for this edition right? Beacsue this case actually did not happened to me personally , its was actually happened to my colleague.

I was out of office and some one called to my office and this is how the cases started :

Stranger : Hallo 

Joe ( my colleague) : Hello

Stranger : Can i speak to MISS  Yi Tung please?

Joe : MR. Yi Tung is not around.

Stranger : May i know when is MISS Yi Tung will be back to office?

Joe : I'm not sure  when MR. Yi Tung will be back to office....

So the stanger keep saying MISS MISS MISS MISS Yi Tung , and my colleague keep saying MR> MR> MR  MR Yi Tung .

Until the stranger said : wait... Yi Tung is a MR? Not MISS?

Joe sounded up and said 

Joe : YES YITUNG IS A MR NOT MISS ( actually joe cannot tahan already )

Stranger : ........ i thought Yi Tung is a MISS...

Thanks Joe... you let me feel like a MAN again .....

Security Edition ( Guard House)

Date Happened : 24 June 2013

Security Edition:

Okay ... so this case actually happened yesterday morning la... due to me and my colleagues went for full day appointments meetings and we are staying in the same residential area.... so we decided to car pool ... since we all went to the same meetings... so  when i reached my colleague's housing area... one of the security guard stopped me :

Security guard : Good morning Madam!

Me : Morning  :( - early morning already kena ... basket 

Security guard : may i know which house you are going MADAM?

Me : XXXXXX house ...

Security guard : Madam , may i know who is the person you are looking for?

Me : HARRO!!! please don't call me madam can? 

Security guard : ahahahahhaa ... sorry ...

Me : ~!@#$%^&*(

WTF is wrong with your eye sight? Haze ahhh?

Subway Edition

Date Happened : 20 June 2013

Subway Edition :

 Sandwich edition is back! as most of you guys already very familiar with my incident.. so, this time also same .. went to Subway to get some sandwiches... and the staff will asked :


Staff 1 : MISS!!! what would you like to have?

Me : sub of the day  , thanks.

Staff 1 : MISS!! no more sub of the day , only everyday favorite ! ( they just changed their daily menu )

Me : then chicken slice please v Parmesan bread  .

Staff 1 : sure MISS!

Me : can you please stop calling me MISS ? cant you see im a MEN? real Men? ( cannot tahan liau laaaa... gonna burst .....)

Staff 1 : issshhh... im sorry im sorry!!

So when my sandwich is ready , i have to pay ... at the casher counter :

Staff 2: Hi MISS , its RM6.50 :)

Me : i think you are blind .... cant you see me as a guy ??? ( start shooting peoples already)

Staff 2 : im sooo sorry .....cant i get u a free drink to compensate?

Me : Coke light ... and  please remember im a MAN .. real MAN..

i promised, i will give you hard time if you 2 call me MISS again ...