Social Media Edition

Date Happened : 25 July 2012

Social Media Edition (Wechat) :

okay something new huh :D .. alright recently i just downloaded an social media apps call WECHAT, its something like whats-app , but alot  people from China loves to use this apps. Due to this app can talk to alot strangers nearby you , so you can just chat with each other easily...

wechat logo

So this is how it happened, after tennis took bathed and chilling at home suddenly got a new message notification on my phone .

When i on the wechat apps, the screen popped out a new conversation page:

to protect his profile i will name him STRANGER!

Stranger : Hallo , how are you? ( already feel awkward , y got a guy message me like that)

Me : Hi , im good  :)

Stranger :  Hi pretty ...mind to be friend? 

Me: errrr....... are you sure? im a guy...

Stranger : don't play with me la... you just shy to talk to me and tell me you are a guy izzit ( he sent a voice messege to me - wechat can send voice message in the same chat  page )

Me : Bro... im really a guy , and i don't want to disappoint you .. im a real MAN.. no fake.. original guarantee..

after i told him this , he never reply at all.. just keep quiet ---> OWNED!!!!!

next time see properly before tackle me ok ? mr.stranger you really owned this time...no hope..

Toilet Edition

Date Happened : 1 July 2012

Toilet Edition :

Wooohooooo!! went to Publika's for their famous Fatboy's Burger for dinner !!

For some of the readers that dont know where is Publika, it is a new shopping / hang out place located at Solaris Dutamas ( which near by Mon't Kiara area).

Got me and my GF a seat at Fatboy's Burger, suddenly my tangki red light ( means need to peee la) some of you guys know that i have a small bladder.. so i need to go to pee kinda often :(

When i went in the toilet , there was a guy was peeing at the urinal, and he was on the phone while peeing ( multitasking yah)

I choose to use the cubical , when i was peeing , i heard that guy's conversation on the phone :

Toilet guy ( sorry for him la.. i dont know his name ) - i only listened to his conversation, and i donno what his friend talking to him.

Toilet Guy talking to his friend, then suddenly i heard his conversation below :

Toilet Guy : ehh..... i think i saw A GIRL came in to my toilet la....

Toilet Guy : really lah..... don't laugh! i think i came in the wrong toilet, but im using the urinal now la.... 

Toilet Guy : yealor.. i think SHE ( ME) came in to the wrong toilet laa ....

Toilet Guy : then i mah SIT TAI?? ( means wasted/rugi/ its a lost).. SHE saw me peeing you know?

Toilet Guy : wah faster chao ( means run) later SHE come out ... i shy shy wei....

-End-

And i heard he went out the toilet without washing his hand.... tsk tsk tsk .. dirty boy...

Next time look at people properly before you say people is a GIRL!

Linked Edition

Date Happened : 19 August 2012

Linked Edition:

Hmmm... seems like not me person in real will mislead people that i look like a girl..... even those professional social network  also can happened thru my photo...

I never met this guy before , but he already thought im a girl already..

proof:

I really nothing to say .... speechless......

International Edition -India (Bangalore) - Series (Finale Episode [total of 6 episodes])

Finale Episode :

Hooray !! its a  the FINALE of the series!!!! 

And this is the procedure again ... if you missed out all the episode , here you go :

Episode 1:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/08/international-edition-india-bangalore.html

Episode 2:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/08/international-edition-india-bangalore_7.html

Episode 3:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/08/international-edition-india-bangalore_10.html

Episode 4:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/08/international-edition-india-bangalore_14.html

Episode 5:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/08/international-edition-india-bangalore_17.html

hehehe.... here comes the Finale....

After i got insulted MAX of coming out from female toilet ..... so i have to que up for the final security check before i entered the duty free zone....

And it was kinda strange that they separated gender in 2 lanes.... 1 lane is for female and another lane is for Male... and IM A MEN .. obviously i need to que up at the MEN's lane....

But it was awkward that the male crowd were looking at me like im an ALIEN!!! and i knew what happened  already ..... but i still have to stand at the male's lane ....

There were 2 guards keep looking at me.... and they came over to talk to me :

Guard: Madam, this is Men's lane, can you please proceed to female lane over there?

Me : Sir.... this is kinda awkward..... but im a MEN.... real MEN.... and its not right for me to que up at the female lane ( i would like to go to female lane wei... coz shorter que , and i can see the hot female security guard checking every female's body by touching.. woohooo!! )

Guard : Madam..... please ... this is not funny .. im serious ( he looked very fierce)

Me : SIR... this is my passport.... and it stated IM A MALE FOR THE GENDER....so can i que up in this lane  SIR? ( showed him my passport)

Guard : im sorry .... please forgive me....

Me : No worries ...

So i entered the duty free zone with this dramatic scene that alot of passengers looking at me....damn malu ( embarrass) wei ...

And when im on the flight .... one of the stewardess came to me and gave me a pillow set and said :

Stewardess  : Hi Madam .... welcome to Malaysia Airlines, and this is a pillow set for female :D

Me : Thank you ! ( dont want to explain  already ... coz no blood to vomit anymore)

-END-

So guys , I hope you all enjoy the whole Incredible India series.... after i spoken to my India colleague about my incident... they told me the reason why i always got mistaken as a girl :

1) Indian guy hair are usually curly ...and mine is extremely straight 

2) Indian guy usually have short hair... and mine is silky smooth long hair...

3) My skin is slightly fairer than usual asian  ( this makes me look like a girl)

4) Im not tall.... so i look like a girl in overall with my long hair) ... means not macho enough laaaaa

seriously....... this was my "gender mixed up cases" for my incredible India trip....very painful wei....

Thank you very much for the support for this India series :D

International Edition -India (Bangalore) - Series (Episode 5 [total of 6 episodes])

Episode 5 :

Yooooo!!! Episode 5 is here... im sorry if some of you get bored with this mini series.... will end very soon ya :D

Episode 1:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/08/international-edition-india-bangalore.html

Episode 2:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/08/international-edition-india-bangalore_7.html

Episode 3:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/08/international-edition-india-bangalore_10.html

Episode 4:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/08/international-edition-india-bangalore_14.html

Okay ..... its been a week in India, and its time to go home ( Malaysia) :D...already immuned with the honk and jam break in India .... nothing annoy me ...

Reached Bangalore airport.... my driver helped me to unload my luggage... and gave him some tips due to his good service to drive me around for the whole week.

so i have to find my counter to check in my luggage, yeap... found  Malaysia Airlines counter  ... its so nice that there is a staff that help you to carry your bag to put on the counter check in every weight platform.

Yes, this is the check in counter platform i meant ..

When was my turn ... the counter staff greeted me me with 

Counter staff : Good evening Madam!!!  welcome to Malaysia Airlines :D

Me : Hallo .. good evening ! ( im just too lazy to explain to her... and i just gave her my passport to check in)

Counter Staff : ohhh .. im sorry SIR , just now i greeted you Madam, after i saw your passport and realized that you are a MEN. ( aiyorr..... need to realize summore...... vomit blood jorrrr)

Me : Its okay ... you are not the 1st one... it happens, always ..

Counter Staff : Sir... due to the mistake i did... i arrange you alone in the whole stretch of seats... so you can have a better sleep and rest during the flight ... are you fine with it SIR?

Me : Really?? .... thats very kind of you :D thank you very much :)               (ouuyehhhh!!! i got 3 empty seats ... i can lye down and sleep straight in the plane!) - the privilege of being gender mixed up!

Counter Staff : Your welcome , my pleasure :)

So before i  entered the departure hall... my tangki( bladder) got full again ... so i have to go to the nearest toilet before i go in to the departure hall....found the toilet .. wanted to get in... but ....

Cleaner : Madam , this is male toilet....yours is this side ( she blocked me, and dont allow me to enter the male toilet)

Me : Im a MEN , and i belong to this male toilet , and please dont waste my time.. im in rush ( im really wanna pee jorrrr- tangki gonna pecah(means exploded) soon)..

Cleaner : Madam ... please dont play with me.... please this way to female toilet... ( WTF is wrong with him?  said im playing with him wei??)

Me : okay!!! seems like you insist me a MADAM, and YOU WANT ME TO ENTER FEMALE TOILET RIGHT???

Cleaner : Yes Madam....

Me : ok fine! ( i just went in female toilet) (First time in my life i can entered female toilet legally)

I can enter into female toilet LIKE A BOSS.... male readers can you?? MUAHHHAHA! ( evil laughed)

I finished peeing in the cubical.. obviously .. because there are no urinal in female toilet .... when i came out from the cubical.... i saw 2 indian ladies putting up some make up at the basin in front of mirror ....

So i walked to the basin and looked at them.... ( im ready for them to shout or scream when they see a guy(me) in the female toilet )

When they 2 looked at me ( for few seconds...) .... they continue putting on their make up and ignore me....wahlau ehhhhh!! im i really look like a girl meh??

I went out the female toilet , the cleaner summore said " thank you Madam!"

I really felt insulted lor..... basket!!!!

this is very painful wei!!....... heart pain .....whyyy??? tell me why???

To be continue for the last Episode..

Stay tune for Finale Episode!!!