Gender Mixed up Cases: 2012

Friday, December 28, 2012

Toilet Edition

Date Happened : 26 December 2012 ( Boxing day)

Toilet Edition:

Here comes another toilet edition ! as most of you all know that toilet is the most common or i can say the most contributed cases for my gender mixed up, and i would like to end my 2012 year with this toilet edition case. Because the next post will be in next year! sounds long right ??? actually it will be next week only...kakakaka!

Okok... back to topic.. this case happened in Sheraton Imperial Hotel KL ... I'm there for a meeting. and after my meeting ... as usual la... tangki full ( means bladder full - means want to pee), so i proceeded to the male toilet.... when im done ( came out from the cubical) i saw a father and son from Australia . Why i knew they are from Aussie? 1st of their accent and 2nd the hat they were wearing - the Australian cork hat..

This is Australian Cork Hat

And the son saw me ...

Son : Daddy .... i think we came in the wrong toilet ..

Daddy : no... we are in the gents... is everything okay mate?

Son : no.... there is a girl in the toilet .....( pointing ta me )

The Daddy saw me ... and said " I'm so sorry MISS.... " and they just went out the toilet and look at the toilet sign again .. and came in ...

Daddy : aint this a gents? ( he was asking me)

Me : yes... this is a gents toilet mate ... and im a MAN ( with macho deep tone voice)

Daddy : hahahahha

Son : Daddy .. why her voice so weird ...

Daddy : He is a Man ... not a women mate...

Son... i can hear u ....

Allright guys .. i wish you all Happy New Year!!!! and see you guys next year!

Friday, December 21, 2012

Traffic Jam Edition

Date Happened : 21 December 2012 ( end of world?? BULLSHIT!)

Traffic Jam Edition:

Today is end of day?? if today is ?? then how come im still writing my blog now?? duh....

This case happened in Jalan Tun Razak.... ( for oversea readers... Jalan Tun Razak is a main road in KL downtown , and also famous for traffic jam :) )

when i was HAPPILY stuck in the traffic jam ... normally i will just tuened my head around to look for the people and cars around me ... suddenly the car next to me lowered down the window and it was an aunty driver..... and she looks like want to asked me something ...

So i just lowered down my window halfl( this is to protect myself abit )..

Aunty driver : MISS!! may i know how to go to KLCC from here??

Me : ohh ... just go straight and you will see a KLCC signboard.. just follow the sign will do . ( with deeply macho manly voice again )

Aunty : ohh. thank you MISS!!

Me : WELCOME ( max deep tone voice jor ) - but she still seems like assuming im still a girl ....

Then suddenly her daughter at the back seat came to front and talked to me loudly :

Small girl : JIE JIE!! You see my BARBIE DOLL NICE??? want to play with me??

Me : ......

Then the traffic started to moved and they just drove away....

Basket ..... i don't want to play BARBIE DOLL..

im sure you dont want to play barbie doll with me...im very sure...

Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Pharmacy Edition

Date Happened : 7 December 2012

Pharmacy Edition:

Okay guys , this time the case happened in Pharmacy at Ampang Park KL . Why i was there?? because my office is around that area, so i went there for lunch ... after my lunch i saw a Guardian pharmacy , and i have to get a heal support silicon for my heal due to my heavy tennis sessions...

I stepped in the pharmacy and start looking for the staff i want... suddenly a staff (Chinese aunty ) came to me and start the conversation :----

Aunty : Ah leng lui ( means pretty lady laa) .... what you need?? can i help you?

Me : ahhhhh .... its okay .... by the way im looking for heal silicon supporter ( in a very deep low manly macho tone)

Aunty : Ah leng lui .... what you say again??? ( maybe my voice to deep and macho till she don't understand what im talking about)..

Me : ahhh aunty .. im a MAN lar... dont call me leng lui ook??

Aunty : Hahahahhahahahah!!! are you kidding? hahahahahaha ( she laughed happily )

aiyor.... aunty y u like that??? ( there are others looking at me at that time wei..)

Friday, December 14, 2012

Toilet Edition

Date Happened : 13 December 2013

Toilet Edition:

Hohohohoo..... long time no toilet edition already , and its back!!!! this case is very fresh ... just happened yesterday ..... and this case actually happened in KLCC..

Allright .... i had a meeting at KLCC, ehh..... some of you guys dont simply think i *Snake ahhhhh... i really have a meeting in KLCC building !!

Definition : Snake = its a way to describe a person is slacking or lazy or ..... whatever lar!!

And the case did not happened in the meeting , it actually after my meeting. So after i ended my meeting and my tangki full again ( tangki full = means bladder full = need to pee :P)

So i actually proceeded to the shopping mall to look for toilet ... and Isetan's toilet was the nearest , so i walked towards the toilet ... and before i entered the toilet ....

I FELT something is PULLING my shirt from behind.... ( its not a ghost lar!! ) it was a small girl pulling my shirt ...

the situation looks like this

So i actually kneed down and talked to her :

Me : Yes .... y u pulled my shirt..

Small girl : Jie Jie.... dont go in ... here is MALE toilet ..... that side is FEMALE toilet ( pointing at the female toilet door )

Me : .... ( Au din = vomit blood) ... heheheh .. dont worry .... im a KOR KOR , not JIE JIE .. ( summore have to show her friendly face , don't wan to scare the small girl)

Small girl : no... teacher said long hair is girl.... so JIE JIE U R A GIRL.....

Me : ...... ( i slaped my fore head and said ) dont worry its okay .. you dont understand :)

And i just proceed to the male toilet to pee....

Aww.. such a cute girl.. that i cannot afford to argue with her .....

she so cute... how can i argue v her??

Tuesday, December 11, 2012

Coffee shop edition

Date happened : 28 November 2012

Coffee shop edition:

Was at ss15 Subang Jaya Hailam Coffee shop . ( for those non malaysian readers, Subang Jaya is a housing area in Selangor , Malaysia) ...

Its a weekly planned yum cha session , and i was the 1st one who reached that place , so i just looked for an empty table and settled down , and naturally we all will take out our mobile phone to kill time while waiting for others to reach.

So suddenly an uncle ( he is a DVD seller - portable type - means he will bring a basket of DVD and walk around to ask table by table ) came to me and asked :

DVD Seller : MISS, DVD?

Me : No thanks :)

DVD Seller : MISS , we have breaking dawn part 2 , GLEE and alot LOMANTIK ( romantic, he cannot pronounced properly) movies you want?

Basket .. i already answered him no thanks in DEEP macho low tone voice .. he still dont know im a MAN.

DVD Seller : common leng lui ... support me abit ok?

Me : uncle , im a man ... no thanks ( even deeper lower tone macho voice)

DVD Seller : Choy!!

And he just left like that ... not even a sorry???

uncle.. i will remember you ...

Friday, December 7, 2012

Carpark Edition

Date happened : 14 November 2012

Carpark Edition :

wah so fast already Friday!.... okay .. this case actually happened in my own apartment carpark .. there was a small boy actually waiting for he rmum to tidy up the car before they depart .. so the ball was boring and he actually was playing his own basketball ... and when my car passed by him and he accidentally dropped his ball ( his basketball lah!!) and the ball actually hit my car ....

So the mother saw it and started to scold her son... so i just winded down my window and smiled at him .

And i heard the mother said :

Mother : How many times i told you not to play your ball ( means the basketball lah! hoiyorr!) in the carpark ? and now you see your ball hit JIE JIE"S car!

Me : ... ( deng !!)

Small boy : I didnt mean to throw my ball to AUNTY's car .. it was an accident..

Me : ....... ( DENG!!! called me aunty summore .. really sign of aging already)

Mother : Faster say sorry to AUNTY ! ( baske!t the mother also followed the son to call me AUNTY )

Small boy : SORRY AUNTY !! ( very loud tim.... DENG x 2!)

Me : It's okay .... ( with my macho deep tone voice)

Mother : sorry MISS sorry MISS ( she still didnt realised im a MAN)

I didnt argue with them and tell them im a MAN.... because this incident already gave me headache... i need a rest from this.....

Tuesday, December 4, 2012

Shopping Mall Edition

Date Happened : 14 November 2012

Shopping Mall Edition:

Allright guys , now back to all the day to day type of cases ya....so this cases actually happened in Empire shopping mall.... i was with my sister.... and during our shopping half way she saw something she likes and she gonna buy it.. but when she needs to pay she realized she left her handbag in my car .... so i just told her to wait at the counter, i go to my car to take the handbag...

I knew its not a good idea for me to hold a handbag ... due to my silky smooth hair baybeh ....sure kena wan ..but no choice lar...

So i proceeded to my car and got the handbag ..... SERIOUSLY ... it feels awkward man when im holding my sister hand bag ... it will be normal if alot people keep looking at me.. but the problem is .. no people actually look at me... means the scene was normal for most of the people.... ( slapping my own forehead)

So suddenly i small girl pointing at me and said :

Small girl : Mum!! you see , jie jie's handbag looks nice....

Me : ...........................................................................................................................

Mum : yaya the bag looks nice.... but this jie jie abit too boyish to take this handbag ....
( OMG.... aunty!! see properly la.. im a MAN .. real MAN... not a girl that look like a boy!!)

Me : uhhh hmmm ( macho manly deep tone voice) , its not mine, its mine sister's hand bag ... by the way .... im not a girl that look like a boy... IM A REAL MAN

Small girl and her mum :..................................................................................
( their turn to be speechless) - must give them lesson!

how can i look like a girl with boyish look?? look properly ...

Friday, November 23, 2012

International Edition - Hong Kong Mini Series ( Grand Finale)

Grand Finale :

Okay guys .... here it comes to the end of the mini series, i hope you guys love it .... and i cannot promise when is the next mini series ...so i have to wait it happened yah :)

Lastly thanks all for so supportive and keep following my blog .... more cases to come and hope you all will like it!

Tuesday, November 20, 2012

International Edition - Hong Kong Mini Series ( Episode 7)

Episode 7:

Epi 1:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/10/international-edition-hong-kong-mini.html

Epi 2:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/11/international-edition-hong-kong-mini.html

Epi 3:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/11/international-edition-hong-kong-mini_6.html

Epi 4:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/11/international-edition-hong-kong-mini_9.html

Epi 5 :
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/11/international-edition-hong-kong-mini_14.html

Epi 6 :
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/11/international-edition-hong-kong-mini_16.html

Fuiyor... terror this international edition have much episodes then the previous 2 international edition.

Woke up in the morning ... ready to go to work , but when i opened my hotel room door, saw the room service aunty , she greeted me :

Aunty : Good morning MISS!

Me : Morning (lazy to explain)

Aunty : oh MISS i will place the sanitary pad on your toilet later ..

Me : why you need to place sanitary pad in my toilet?

Aunty : because this is our hotel policy that we have to place female sanitary pad for female cutomer.

Me : aunty ... dont i look like a MAN? and i dont sound like a women also right?

Aunty : nevermind , i will just place it in your toilet ...

She just ignore me like this .....

So far nothing happeend in the office - LUCKILY :D after work want to shop around in the city ...

And i saw a shop that sell the shoe i wanted ... so i went in the shop and wanna try ... so the shop owner came to me :

Me : Hi , can i have size 8 please?

Shop owner : aiyor... MISS , the shoe you are trying is a Male shoe.... female this side ... come over ...

Me : hahahahah .. nono .... im a MAN , and im trying the right shoe .... please let me try size 8 can?

Shop owner : aiyor...... im so sorry ..... but u really look like a girl.... let me go get you the size you want.

Me : Thank you ...

Shop owner : Erm.. sir.... the size you want dont have .... do you want to try the female size... its the same design with the Men's shoe....

Me : ermmmm ahh .... okay .... can try .... ( so once i tried it .. it really fits well)

Shop owner : ah harr... u really suit to be a girl .. u see you can wear female shoe.. and it fits u !

Me : hahahha ( actually i wanna sound up ) , its okay .. i dont think i will take it . thanks anyway !

so i just returned the female shoe to the owner and left the shop :(

painful experience

Its not really a good expeienced u know... :(

Stay tune for grand finale!!!

Friday, November 16, 2012

International Edition - Hong Kong Mini Series ( Episode 6)

Episode 6:

This is the Hello Kitty soft Candy i bought for my girlfriend...

So when im still exploring in the supermarket a girl came to me and asked me :

Girl : 小姐！( means MISS in Cantonese and mandarin) , where you get this Hello Kitty .. so cute !! You got taste ! I LIKED!

Me : erm.... i took it from the candy section .... by the way im not MISS.

Girl : nope.... it suits u MISS... thank you!

She just left happily like this .... me ler??? speechless la of course .. explained so much still called me MISS.

Episode 7 on the way!

Wednesday, November 14, 2012

International Edition - Hong Kong Mini Series ( Episode 5)

Episode 5 :

So I purposely wanted to try their MTR , their underground train . And i PURPOSELY took the train during peak hours.... seriously ... not fun at all.. because it was so crowded that every body have to squeeze in the train when the train door open. And when i was in the train .... it was so scary that every that every one is so near to each other.... there was a moment that when the train start moving ... i nearly kissed the girl next to me..... im sure you all will said " KISS la" , but hor .. we all still also have to choose who to kiss wan mar... hoiyor!!! its a aunty .... i cannot simply kiss aunty wei ... if a pretty girl .... ahhahahahaa , i dowan to elaborate ... ( damn i sound like pervert )

HK still a shopping heaven that you can get alot good deals and buys ... it a great place to shop ... so after i shopped ... leg also tired .... and hungry already .... so just went in one of the local restaurant...

The waitress located me a place .. its actually shared table with others.. i realized HK alot people eat alone.... and its normal in HK . So i settled down my self and ordered my food....

I order a set dinner ... so some of the staff started to send the food to me .... then suddenly a waiter came to me and said :

waiter : MISS your piggy bun ... ( it's actually a butter bun) - 猪仔包

This is the piggy bun for Hong Kong ....

Me : erm.. i think you sent wrongly ... i didn't order butter bun ...

waiter : yes you did .... the order form said MISS u ordered this set got butter bun.

Me : ohh okay ... but they way .. im not MISS ...

waiter : never mind .. it dosent matter .....

He just walked away .... he even didn't apologized to me wei .... oii!!!

Stay tune for Episode 6 ..

Friday, November 9, 2012

International Edition - Hong Kong Mini Series ( Episode 4)

Episode 4 :

HOUYEH!!!!!

So meet alot Hong Kong colleagues .... usual meetings and nothing happened.. halfway during the meeting , very thirsty .. so went to the pantry to get some drink... saw a colleague there.... she asked :

Lady colleague : hallo!

Me : Hallo ....

Lady colleague : actually i tot you are a girl this morning in the meeting

Me : hahahahhaa ... always happened ... no worries..

Lady colleague : i actually wanna ask where you bought your shirt ... i thought is a lady shirt ...

Me : nono .. its MEN shirt ...

Lady colleague : ohh...

She looks abit upset ... ( sorry )

But ehh .. my hair long like girl only ... how come my shirt also like girl ???

how can they assumed im wearing a women's shirt??

Episode 5 on the way~~~!

Tuesday, November 6, 2012

International Edition - Hong Kong Mini Series ( Episode 3)

Episode 3 :

Epi 1:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/10/international-edition-hong-kong-mini.html

Epi 2:
http://yitungliw.blogspot.com/2012/11/international-edition-hong-kong-mini.html

Hehehehe ... okok.... at last now the cases started in Hong Kong already .... so the whole flight was peaceful.... no cases at all .... but kinda tired already .... by the time i reached my hotel already around 11pm plus ... its late .... so i checked in the hotel and the hotel staff greeted me with :

Hotel Staff : Good evening MISS! welcome to Kapok Hotel! ( please don't ask me why the hotel name KAPOK.. i know its abit weird)

Me : hi... good evening ( too lazy to explain .. due to the tiredness of the flight journey)

Hotel Staff : MISS can i have your passport for verification? ( still didn't realized im a MAN)

Me : here you go ( with slight deeply manly macho deep voice)

Hotel Staff : MISS .. you not feeling well? are you having soar throat?

Me : enough of calling me MISS... im a MAN and you can see it from my passport .

Hotel Stuff : ohh my .. im so sorry about that !! I DIDN'T REALIZED YOU ARE A MAN ..

Me : is it soooo hard to REALIZE im a MAN?

Hotel staff : im so sorry ..

Me : its okay .. it happens always ...

Checked in my room .... felt abit hungry .... wanna get some food ... so went down to the lobby ... saw the hotel staff .. dowan to ask her .... later i vomit blood again .... so i asked the guard ...

Me : Hi Sir where is the nearest coffee shop or restaurant?

Guard : You can just use the overhead bridge to cross over , there are some restaurants there .

Me : thanks mate :D

Guard : you are most welcome MISS :D

Me : :(

Just too lazy to explain or argue again ....

Episode 4 on the way ...

Friday, November 2, 2012

International Edition - Hong Kong Mini Series ( Episode 2)

Episode 2:

Allright , herewith Episode 2 .... if you guys think this episode already in Hong Kong?? wrong already luuu... because there is still 1 more case that happened before i reached Hong Kong....

So after the toilet case in premier lounge... of course la damn bengang ( bengang means angry or hot tempered - its a Malay word ).. have to go to the platform of my flight...

Reached there... and we still have to do a final security check before enter the boarding hall.. as usual la.... when i passed thru the sensor sure trigger wan .. most of the guys will got it due to the belt....

To be nice to the security guard .. i just go infront of the security guard and lifted up my hand for him to check my body again ( i know sounds abit wrong when i said checked my BODY, but i really dont know how to describe already la)

The male guard just told her female guard to check me .... so after she checked me .... i just said " thank you " in a deeply manly low tone voice to her ... and she got shocked ...

Female guard : Awak lelaki?? ( you're a GUY?)

Me : yealar! ( ABUDEN?)

Female guard : Bang ! dia la lelaki ! ( bro .. he is a GUY)

Me : yeah ... and i donno y ur colleague still tell you im a girl...

Male Guard : dia memang tengok macam perempuan la.. ( He/she really look like a girl la)

so they laughed again ... so i also have to entertain them wan right ... so i do laughed with them also.

Houyeh!! Female guard checked my body !! feels good!

Episode 3 coming!!

Tuesday, October 30, 2012

International Edition - Hong Kong Mini Series ( Episode 1)

Date happened : 9 October 2012

Episode 1:

Thanks to the busy schedules recently that i have to travel to few countries within a month. So now we have Hong Kong mini series, but this time also for working purpose la... And the cases of course , always started in the airport 1st .

Due to solo travel trip... i usually will take ERL ( KLIA Express Link) to the airport for the convenient and to avoid traffic jam.

And because i had avoided the traffic jam , i reached airport damn early.... ( I very mafan right?? reached early also complaint , reach late also complaint.. hoiyorrr!!)

So i was lucky that i am entitled to enter the premier lounge ( fuiyorr.. damn action... tell people i can enter premier lounge .. *lansi), so spent 2 hours in the lounge , chilled and relaxed ... and as usual .... my tangki got full easily due to i drank too much water... naturally have to go to toilet...

For foreign readers:
*Lansi = it is a Cantonese word, usually Chinese will use this word to describe show off or action!, but please don't simply use this word , because this is a rude way to show your slight anger , please use it with care :P

Asked the cleaning lady where is the toilet , she guided me to the nearest toilet ... went in.... drama started ...

Basket , THIS IS FEMALE TOILET.... summore have 2 ladies touching up their make up at the basin area.

I was panic .... i cant say sorry to them ... because once i used my deeply manly macho deep tone voice to say sorry to them , i will be in the deep shit....

So i just pretended, went in the toilet and came out straight, then i saw the cleaner who guided me to this female toilet ..

Me : Kak.... salah toilet la.... AKU LELAKI... BUKAN PEREMPUAN.....
(aunty .... im a MAN .... not a WOMEN)

Cleaner : hahahahahhaha ...... salah nampak la...
( ahahahahahhaha ... see wrongly)

Me : masih boleh ketawa......
(still can laugh)

The cleaner also didn't apologized to me , i just go back to my seat....

Haiyor.... why liddat wan???

Aunty bad ... she trapped me in female toilet :(

Stay tune for Episode 2..

Thursday, October 25, 2012

Pharmacy Edition

Date happened : 22 October 2012

Pharmacy Edition :

Hehehehhee... i don't think i have any pharmacy edition yet .... so this is the first time.....

Due to i had finished my Vitamin C and micro pore ( micro pore is a medical tape something like plaster, but i used it to wrap my fingers to prevent serious blisters from my tennis ) ... damn why i have to explain so much ??

This is MICRO-PORE

So i went to my regular pharmacy .... once i stepped in the pharmacy , one of the friendly pharmacist helped me to get the stuff i wanted .... so i just have to que up to pay my stuffs...

So when was my turn ... the conversation started here :

Casher : Hallo LENG LUI ~~ ( Damn friendly lor..... but failed ... she called me leng lui)

Me : hallo si tao poh ( means lady boss - we usually will use it to address the lady shop owner in Malaysia for chinese)

Casher : ohhh you take this vitamin C , no wonder your skin so nice ... so LENG LUI

Me : Si tao poh, im your regular customer.... you still dont know im a MAN ( REAL MAN)

Casher : Aiyohhhh... im so sorry ..... LENG CHAI ( means handsome la , this MUCH sound better ) Why you don't say earlier ??

Me : do i need to tell you im a MAN every time i step in here??

Casher : But you do look like a GIRL la.... long hair .. fair skin ... i will tell my customers to take more vitamin C as what you are taking now ....

Me : okay ... what ever ... -_-....

Tuesday, October 23, 2012

International Edition : Bangkok

Date happened : 30 September 2012

International Edition : Bangkok

Guys sorry to say that Bangkok is not a Gender mixed up cases friendly place... because the percentage of gender mixed up is always low in Bangkok... maybe due to many lady boys over there, so the people in Thailand tend to be sharper eyes to differentiate the real MAN and WOMEN..... i went to Bangkok for about 4-5 days ... it only happened 1-2 cases...

So this case happened when i wanna check in my hotel .... Bangkok is a great place for shopping ... due to me n my gf always go to Bangkok to "reload our wardrobe" ( means buy new clothes la!) , we always bring larger luggage to allow us to buy more clothes and stuffs :D

So we actually stayed 2 hotels in Bangkok , this is to try 2 hotels in a same trip ..... so when we wanna checked in our 2nd hotel.... so one of the friendly staff came to me and her we start:

Friendly staff : Hi MADAM , let m help you to carry the bag...

Me : Nah ... its okay .. i can carry my self ...

Friendly staff : Nono MADAM.... its my job.. my pleasure.... let me carry it MADAM...

Me : HAHAHHHAH!! you called me MADAM? ( in a very deeply manly macho deep tone voice)

Friendly staff : ohhh!!! im sorry SIR ...... ( and he looks guilty)

Me : Its okay .. not a problem ..

My GF : don't worry ... it always happened ...

u see lah ..... my GF also used to all my cases already ....

Friday, October 19, 2012

Club Edition

Date Happened : October 6 2012 ( late night )

Club Edition :

Chester!! this edition is for you. Guys , although i have long hair and look like a girl .... actually hor ... i dont like to go to clubbing ... seriously .. no joking .. im a very lazy GUY that love to chill at home :D

So because of Chester , you purposely come to KL to celebrate your birthday , die die also have to go wan right? hahahaha

So this Butter Factory was my 1st visit .... it looks damn formal wei ... every customers need to check ID or even driving licence to allow you to enterthe club. Sound very high security and safe right? If you forget or didnt bring your ID .. very sorry la... u have no other choice to enter the club.

So when was my turn, i showed my ID to the bouncer :

Bouncer : wahahahaha.....

Me : why you laughed ? Anything wrong ?

Bouncer : hahahhaa nothing ....

Me : is it because i look like a girl in real person ?

Bouncer : hahahahahaha , actually yes.... actually is this your actual ID or u are using others?

Me : no way man .. this is real me .. my own ID

Bouncer : ahahahahah ... okok but u really look like a girl in real ...

Me : ...................

even the bouncer also make fun of me ..... not funny ...

Chester , happy birthday again !

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